The Vulgar Disclaimers1. The Vulgar Brothers are ass holes and think everything is funny. If you are easily offended or shocked you probably shouldn’t be talking to us.2. The Vulgar Brothers are professionals(or at least pretend to be). We may make hurting your self look easy but it’s not. Don’t copy us, you aren’t going to look as cool as us.3. Want to book us? Contact Chris or Davey(look in top friends, if your not smart enough to figure that out you should join our group!). We perform pretty much anywhere, house shows, venues you name it, we do charge a small fee to cover our expenses, unless we like ya, then maybe well do a free show.4.We are looking for new members. If you can do something entertaining that you think well find cool, contact chris or davey and well talk( a juggling act would awesome!!!)5. Fuck you
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