One crisp fall afternoon I was baking a wonderful pumpkin pie in my cute little country kitchen, wearing a sweet apron and hearing the laughter of children...that's the last memory I have of my old life...
As I reached up to put the hot pie on the windowsill my eyes locked with those of a beautiful woman standing in the field across from my house. As if in a trance I took off my apron, kissed the family good bye, packed the pie in a tupperware, and ran to the woman. Moments later a huge spaceship hovered over us and we climbed in.
The next few months were a blur of training, roller derby, pole dancing, skating, baking, stripping, and rebuilding. This life altering time was spent on my new home planet, HoBotica. When the last of my inadequate human parts had been replaced with shiny robot parts, my captain deemed me fit to be named. Punchkin Pie was chosen as a nod to my amazing fighting and baking skills.
Now months later I have become an extreamly dedicated derby girl, jamming and blocking at every turn and thinking of derby more than a mentally healthy person should. Though I still have the face of an innocent housewife, at any given moment I can ACTIVATE into a destructive yet feminine HOBOT!
PUNCHKIN PIE #1 SLICE
HOBOTS, DUKE CITY DERBY
ALBUQUERQUE, NM
I'M ALSO A MEMBER OF THE DCD TRAVEL TEAM, THE MUNECAS MUERTAS (DEAD DOLLS)
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