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Member Since: 10/9/2007
Band Website: www.myspace.com/astroninary
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2008: 'KISS MY ASTRO!' FULL ALBUM :
Featuring 'The Bukkake Udon Song' , 'Thunder' and nine more peanut butter on the brain tunes guaranteed to make you go "Whoa, I didn't know I could shake my god-given bum like that! OMFG spanky spanky"! If Chuck Norris wasn't so busy saving the world from crashing comets, immortal demons and dreadful creatures, he'd approve of this album for sure - then, he'd kick your ass and make love to all the men and women in your country with the might of a single thrust!

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WATCH THE OFFICIAL ANIME INSPIRED MUSIC VIDEO OF 'THE BUKKAKE UDON SONG'!:
Animated by our fellow ninja,/ talented artist Denzel Crocker from Newgrounds.com , this video chronicles the adventures of ASTRONINJA as we blast through time and space to save some busty women kidnapped by some horny aliens with cactus-shaped genitals and stinky toes. If you're into anime that's damn fucking random, or if you like the taste of ninja cookies, you'll love this video!

Sounds Like:
- German sausages on a BBQ grill
- Rabbits in a blender
- Children laughing in the playground after the bully got some pie in his face
- A talking pink rainbow in the sky after a bright sunny day hits the horizon
- a crowded sushi bar during hectic business hours
- A NINJA SWINGING FROM THE MOON!!!!

Record Label: we own our own souls because we want to.
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

TAKE THE BOBBY THE SHEEP QUIZ!!!

JUST HOW 'BOBBY THE SHEEP' ARE YOU?!Take this quiz to find out, you know?!?!?TAKE THE BOBBY THE SHEEP QUIZ!(seems like MySpace breaks this link! Try this addy:http://apps.facebook.com/qhow-bobby-the-e...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Apr 2009 10:30:00 GMT

Dong and the new love of his life!

So ninjas, it's been a while since we've talked about animal sex and the little chickies coming to my holiday home that youguys are probably still unable to guess the exact location of.S...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Mar 2009 08:21:00 GMT

A COVER!

As promised, more frequent ninja updates on our blog! :)Here's a cover done by a bunch of ninjas that we found on YouTube of one of our songs!It's always flattering for a musician to watch others cove...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Mar 2009 17:18:00 GMT

HERE TO BLOG AGAIN!

JEEZ! TWO MONTHS SINCE OUR LAST BLOG ENTRY?!?!?!HOW CAN THIS BE!We can never let that happen again!!!!!As you know, we have a resident fluffy lamb in ASTRONINJA whose name is BOBBY, and he is a sexy...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Mar 2009 17:24:00 GMT

NINJA REVIEWS!

Two totally awesome reviews of our ninja album from two totally awesome ninjas!!!! More video reviews to come soon!!!!!!!! Nab the album instantly via these super sexy 100% ...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jan 2009 10:42:00 GMT

CHECK THIS OUT!

HELLO NINJAS OF THE WORLD!For many of you sexy balloon beasts reading this,ASTRONINJA might be the only artist you know from Singapore....so far!But we just wanted to share with you an artist we tru...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jan 2009 11:40:00 GMT

NINJA LIVE FOOTAGE

Some raw live footage from a fellow ninja from Singapore!We'll post up the enhanced ones soon! Some Photos!Taken by Donald Soh!BOBBY'S VOCAL SOLOWooties! more to come!
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jan 2009 01:11:00 GMT

WE ARE FINALLY ON.....

.....iTunes!Ninjas have been asking about this for quite a while now and finally it's done!!!!!!'KISS MY ASTRO!' is now permanently available on iTunes!Download the songs instantly and conveniently ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jan 2009 09:18:00 GMT

WE ARE COMING TO AMERICA!!!!

WE ARECOMING TO AMERICA!!!to perform LIVEfor you!!More details in the months to come![We are working towards Europe as well!!!!!!! :)]love,ASTRONINJA'S DEBUT ALBUM, KISS MY ASTRO!"As random as Hello K...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 14:01:00 GMT

THE YEAR OF THE NINJA!

JUST TWO MORE DAYS TO 2009: THE YEAR OF THE NINJA! Spectacular spasms of supreme sexiness!!! What are YOUR plans for the New Year's Eve? :)Personally, I don't like heading to places where everyone ...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Dec 2008 09:42:00 GMT