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1939

Shove a carrot up my ass, cause I just got screwed...

About Me

Who's the freak in the trenchcoat? That is a hard question to answer in a few small and trite paragraphs. So if you've gone to all the trouble of clicking your way to my lil' slice of heaven, then let me at least give you my psychological profile.I have been described as the nicest guy you'll ever meet, and the craziest person that you'll ever talk to... I'm pretty funny and outgoing when I want to be, but I have been known to give a blank stare to a wall and disappear into the crowd. Whatever the fuck that means, sometimes I don't know where I get this shit from. I hold my friends in very dear regard and my loved ones even closer to me. I am light hearted and serious minded, so I let most things blow right past me, but if the shit hits the fan you better believe that I have your back.I am also the lead artist of IGBM software, a video game corporation that my friend owns. I just got out of college and I'm ready to start this big adventure called life, but don't get me wrong, I've already been playing for quite some time. In my leisure, I enjoy drawing, painting, videogames, road trips, going outdoors, and working out. I'm the adventurous and ambitious type, so I really like doing new things, meeting new people, and travelling (especially to tropical locales).
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My Interests

Drawing: especially in different styles such as manhwa and anime, Pickles, Painting, Video Games, Video Game creation/concepting, Animation, Character design, Concept design, Make up effects creation and design, instigating fights between obese felines, Graphic design: including WEB and page layout, eating pickles, Driving insanely long distances to see new places, driving 40-odd miles to buy cheesebugers/porn, Current Technology and events, Travelling to various places at a whim, Making elderly people/police think I am drunk or high, Playing bumper cars with my Cavalier and shopping carts, Seeing as much of this little blue globe we call the Earth, etc for now...

I'd like to meet:

Well... If you enjoy public embarassment, think the word poop is funny as hell, have been mistaken for being drunk when you're stone cold sober, and enjoy riding large blue plastic cartoon dogs, then you're a person that I want to meet.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: For those of you that know, this is unnecessary
Birthday: December 21st, 1981
Birthplace: Latrobe
Current Location: Greensburg
Eye Color: Grey
Hair Color: Dark Brown/Black
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: German, Romanian, Cherokee
The Shoes You Wore Today: Bates Enforcers
Your Weakness: Empathy
Your Fears: Never making my dreams become a reality
Your Perfect Pizza: Pineapple, Black Olive, Sausage
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Getting to zero, and then moving
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: sweet
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where the hell am I?
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes
Your Bedtime: 10:00 P.M. or sometimes a day after I wake up
Your Most Missed Memory: Sitting on the porch with my friends, or playing around my family's lake
Pepsi or Coke: Coca Cola
MacDonalds or Burger King: It's Mc Donald's, learn to fucking spell
Single or Group Dates: I've only gone on single dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Giant Eagle Blueberry Pomegranate
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Sheetz Chocolate Covered Banana Frozen Mocha
Do you Smoke: No, I like being able to breath
Do you Swear: I usually fucking do :D
Do you Sing: Very badly, very comically
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, but the bugs protest
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: I already have my bachelor's degree
Do you want to get Married: Someday
Do you belive in yourself: Yes, one must always rely on themself
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: I do, but beauty really is in the eye of the beholder
Are you a Health Freak: I enjoy both tofu, and tubs of butter for my man titties;)
Do you get along with your Parents: We have a love hate relationship, but I care for them both
Do you like Thunderstorms: They are one of my favorite experiences
Do you play an Instrument: Nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I get psychosomatically drunk
In the past month have you Smoked: Never plan to
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I drive a box full of cake that I don't eat
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: I am a crowd drawing spectacle
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Never have
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Give me some time
Ever been Drunk: Yes many, many shots, and Kermit's creme
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: sort of, but most people leave the crazies alone
Ever Shoplifted: I used to be a klepto for Micro Machines
How do you want to Die: Saving someone alse
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: The fattest man alive
What country would you most like to Visit: Guada Lampur, Iceland, Italy, Germay, Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green, or blue
Favourite Hair Color: Red, Raven Black, or blonde
Short or Long Hair: Depends if the style fits them
Height: I've dated midgets and giants
Weight: A reasonable one for their height
Best Clothing Style: I dress like an alternative prep douche
Number of Drugs I have taken: Drugs are for the weak minded
Number of CDs I own: I've upgraded to the elitist Ipod
Number of Piercings: I would like to get one in the back of my neck
Number of Tattoos: None yet, maybe?
Number of things in my Past I Regret: The past only tempers us for the future

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Music:

Live, Powerman 5000, Static X, 311, The Prodigy, Bloodhound Gang, The Cruxshadows, The Frogs, KMFDM, Zebrahead, Lords of Acid, Offspring, Greenday, NIN, Muse, David Bowie, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Akira Yamaoka, The Chemical Brothers, Zug Izland, Lacuna Coil, Lemon Demon, Beethoven, Wagner, Celtic music, Yanni, Kittie, Beastie Boys, some Eminem, Bruce Willis (not kidding), Atlantic Rhythm and Blues from 1947 to 1974, TECHNO, SOFT CORE PORN MUSIC, and various MOVIE and Videogame scores/soundtracks, really it doesn't matter the genre, it only matters if I like the song or not.

Movies:

Unbreakable, The Life Aquatic, Memento, The Crow, Terminator 2: Judgement Day, Interview with the Vampire, Alice in Wonderland, SLC Punk, The Boondock Saints, The Silence of the Lambs, Con Air, The Whole Nine Yards, The Professional, The Jerk, Me Myself & Irene, Ace Ventura 2, Happy Gilmore, Screwed, TMNT 1 and 2, Idiocracy, Halloween (I have a strange obsession with Michael Myers), The Rock, Iria: The Zeiram Animation, The Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile, S7ven, Hellboy, Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, The Last Unicorn, Unico, What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, What Dreams May Come, Pirates of the Caribbean, Ghostbusters, Ghostbusters 2, This Boy's Life, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Nothing But Trouble, Disney's Robin Hood, Dumbo, The Lion King, The Fox and the Hound, The Rescuers, A Goofy Movie, All Dogs Go to Heaven, An American Tale, Toy Story, Spirited Away, Kiki's Delivery Service, Howl's Flying Castle, Steamboy, Princess Monoke, Akira, The Iron Giant, Galaxy Quest, Darkman, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Men in Black, Batman, Cherish, Run Lola Run, Ghost World, The Terminator, Being John Malcovich, The first Matrix, The Animatrix, V for Vendetta, Night of the Living Dead (remake), Fight Club, Aliens, The Butterfly Effect, The Cell, Death to Smoochy, Hellboy, City of Lost Children, Fried Green Tomatoes, Misery, Eraserhead, Dark City, Robocop, The Fifth Element (Luc Besson), The Wraith (one of Charlie Sheen's finest), Bill Plimpton, Wallace and Grommit, The Wrong Trousers, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, The Vindicator, Jacob's Ladder

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, Scrubs, House, The Discovery Channel, The History Channel, PBS, Cartoon Network, MTV, and The SCI-FI network.

Books:

1984, Animal Farm, The Giver, A Wrinkle in Time, The Time Machine, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, The Bearenstein Bears

Heroes:

Anyone who can stand up for themselves, and especially other people, in the face of complete and utter adversity.

My Blog

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by 1939 on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 10:49:00 PST

Mother Teresa

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Posted by 1939 on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 10:41:00 PST

Broom Handle

You see, When you have two teeny bopper Russian lesbians screaming like choir boys, along with an angry German man yelling in your ears, it makes for a weird day...  So, after I was done with&nb...
Posted by 1939 on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 07:03:00 PST

Wet Spot

Wow, I'm such a pussy emo bitch.  Revelation of the day.
Posted by 1939 on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 07:00:00 PST

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My family sucks, it has been 3 and a half years for me, and that is far to long for anyone my age to have to endure.  It really blows.  I do not know what the fuck is wrong with th...
Posted by 1939 on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 07:43:00 PST

My brother is a drunken idiot...

So, at about 3:27 AM, EST on July 19th, I awoke to the sound of my mother's voice, and both of my damn alarm clocks buzzing their electronic concerto in my ear.  It was all that I could do to con...
Posted by 1939 on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 06:31:00 PST

You are so true

Turquoise Cups and penguin pups, a clock is what I see. Stripes, sticks, and chicken dicks, this means the world to me, hairy legs and rabbit eggs, dusty dogs with naked frogs, chocolate sauce an...
Posted by 1939 on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 01:27:00 PST