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About Me

My mate Graham reckons he's something big in the world of rock but I know for a fact that he's just a barman. Fair play to the bloke though he's got a 4-track in his house. Anyway, I'm round his place, fixing his bog or something and he starts going on and on about one thing or another but I aint listening 'cos I've just split up with my bird and I'm feeling it son. Now, I wouldn't say I'm a new man or anything, well maybe a bit with the star signs and that but that day I found myself opening up and crying on his shoulder and before you know it he's asking me if he can use my tales of woe and put them on his 4-track. Well, I just said yes and forgot about it. Next thing I know, I'm down the pub and he slips me this CD and says to me... "Prepare to be a star". To be honest I don't really know what I think about it all. So for what it's worth that's my story. Ta ta son.

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Member Since: 09/10/2007
Influences: Snap-on tools, Scalemaster, The Sun, Salt n Vinegar crisps,...Influences? Oh I see what you mean, right.....yeah! Katie Melua, T'Pau, Wet Wet Wet, Paul Daniels, Jilly Cooper's Riders, Hale and Pace, The Bill, er anything on ITV...that's about it son.
Record Label: wORRIED rACOON
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Back, bad and itching for revenge

I don't know you try and better yourself, you go east to get enlightenment and what do you get when you get back. The kebab shop opposite me has gone. Let me just run that by you again THE KEBAB SHOP ...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 19:42:00 GMT

N F A F C

72 Lincoln Productions Presents & Jersey Joe &nb sp; &nbs...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 18:43:00 GMT

Q & A with Steve The Plumber

Q & A with Steve The Plumber FM: Graham Werter TO: Friends and enemies of Steve This morning at 3.26, I received a phone call (reverse charged) from Steve, who, after the random threats and vile ...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 10:18:00 GMT

A friend in need.....

I have had an e-mail from Steve this am. He is fuming - absolutely raging. Apparently about 2 months ago he lent £10,000 to a mate of his Robert "big Catford Bob" Atkins for plastic surgery. Now ...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 13:32:00 GMT

Grahams blog

As promised I will be keping you guys abreast of Steve's adventures in Goa. What some of you don't know(but may have long suspected) is that I am only friends with Steve as part of a social exper...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 13:18:00 GMT

A call to spirit

Fuck me! I've seen the light son! And from this day on, I declare myself wholly changed. My life pursuing casual sex and violence, no longer means a thing to me. This morning, was my birthday. I shav...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 06:31:00 GMT

Love is... in the air tonight

Well, I love her...She means everything to me. Yeah, she’s a little taller than me..It’s ok to say that her nose is on the large size, and when we play-fight, she beats me hands-down (even...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 20:13:00 GMT

Pirates..grrr!!!!

It has been shown by men better than I (though not at darts!) that all things in life are a test of character, a way to see if you can hold your head when things get tough..I'm Steve th...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 13:27:00 GMT

The bloody injustice of it all

Yeah! well, I never expected things to come to this. Here I am, a good son, a grafter, a bit of a romantic..Everybody loves the Steve, yeah!..I can't see what I've done wrong..Yeah! I threw me boss in...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 23:48:00 GMT

A slice of my despair

Bloody hell! Another year, another relationship disaster..anyway, being cathartic about it, (a new word I learned) I've bleeding gone and put my continuing woes out there in the form of another s...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 07:32:00 GMT