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My name's Ian. I once wrote a movie script about a bunch of backwoods girls who had sex with mutated cows and gave birth to minotaurs. The minotaurs then battled a samurai, whom they eventually killed. Luckily his next door neighbor was a mad scientist who brought him back to life and gave him all sorts of techno-weapons. The samurai then kicks ass, takes names and commits suicide as a way of getting revenge on the racist townspeople and his other next door neighbor who molested his girlfriend, who then killed herself. I think that last sentence might have been a run-on...Shit.