Smoker, joker, midnight toker. Don't use MySpace much though I do love to waste lots of time on the internet.
No I'm not going to tell random strangers my date of birth. Aprils fools day 1969 is close enough.
And I don't live in Alabama either. Does it really matter where I live? If I don't know you I don't want you stalking me because you want to hang out. I have US passports but I am a world citizen. I've got clothes and personal effects spread throughout the world at friends houses so I live a bit of everywhere. That is enough information for complete strangers on the internet to know.
I'm a photographer, DJ, astronaut, cowboy, race car driver and part time "Adult theme" movie stunt man. Recreational gynecology is a hobby. I'm a lover not a fighter. I am an aggressive pacifist. I have a slow fuse to light but once it's lit it is hard to put out. I'm a freedom fighter. I stick up for the underdog, the one that is powerless to help him/herself, the poor, the wretched, the one who helps the one that needs a big brother against the bullies.
I travel a lot. I love my friends and will do anything for them. I will fly 1000's of miles if they invite me to a party. Seriously.
I am the founder of a company that is a not-for-profit set up solely to help the ones that cannot help themselves. Specifically third world countries. I won't tell you what it is here as I am not here to sell you anything or look for donations. I'm on MySpace so friends can keep in contact with me. Or friends of friends. If you fall into that category you already know what I do. If you don't and you really are a friend of a friend I will happily tell you all about it.
My sense of humor is on the very far side of normal. While I most always tell the truth I may or may not be telling you anything truthful here. Why? Because this is the internet and there are far too many wacko's joining every day. Maybe everything I wrote on this page is just humor for humor's sake? Maybe, probably or maybe probably not. Definitely one of those.
