the story of perp:perp was born in a cave where he was assualted savagely everyday by his dad who gambled so much that he had to pimp his only son to give handjobs away for his fathers debts. One day after a savage beating by an plastic vodka bottle, perp was off to go fetch his mother some 2 dollar vodka, and before he could reach the store, he happened upon busload of special education children at the petting zoo. while he tried to make friends, he noticed a pack of angry escaped prisoners fondling the goats. While he was man enough to punch things, the special needs children were surely doomed, or one would've thought that was the scenario, until prep gathered all of his strength together to defend these poor children. the police and park security arrived to find a mass of bruised escaped prisoners, and perp standing on top of them while teaching his newly found friends how to read. After all of this heroism took place, perp was still poor, so he took to the rough streets of nyc and taught frankie bones the art of mixing and before abondoning him to find his way in life, perp smiled upon him and said: you see to me, mixing records is much like mixing peace love unity and respect, its easy if you try! Frankie left and punched an old lady on his way out. Perp then went on to create a mass of pure love in the universe that was so dense, the only way to penetrate it was with the power of plur.
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