DeMarshawn {aka Count Blackula}

I do it big and keep it on and poppin. I used to be stuck in the system... did some crazy shit, got convicted, and ended up serving some time. At least I'm honest about it okay, instead of telling you after a few dates. Then I got my shit together and served in the Marines as a part of my parole. When I was dishonorably discharged by the Marines, I put in work at business school and got my degree. BTW, fuck them haters at Penn's Wharton Biz School for rejecting me, since I got into Harvard Biz anyway. Now I am an "entrepreneur" if you will and run my own "business" while giving young brothas like myself a chance to do something really real.