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About Me

Very well, where should I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my vagina. At the age of eighteen, I went off to evil medical school.

My Interests

tecate, hefeweizens, photography, serial killers, coffee, movies, sleeping when i can.

I'd like to meet:

men that ritually shave their testicles. actually no one.

Music:

classical & anything catchy.

Movies:

forgetting sarah marshall, rushmore, amelie, clerks

Television:

world cup, the office, how i met your mother, south park

Books:

Invisible Monsters by Palahniuk, user manuals

Heroes:

ferris bueller, you're my hero.

My Blog

Favorite Quotes

Just some of my favorite quotes...from movies, books, friends...most of the ones from friends are inside jokes...but they still make me laugh when I read them. "you have the exotic look. the i'm-going...
Posted by its betch on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 11:58:00 PST

why america is obese.

extreme eats
Posted by its betch on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 11:08:00 PST

april fucking fools, bitches.

i just pulled my april fools joke (which i had been planning since end of march) on john (if you haven't been reading up, john is the boyfriend). what a success. if i weren't as excited as i was, it c...
Posted by its betch on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 08:34:00 PST

the journey

last night, we watched a documentary called "The Journey". it's about these four people driving across the country interviewing both famous people and regular people about what they have to say about ...
Posted by its betch on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 11:48:00 PST

don't study...just choose the best answer

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Posted by its betch on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 11:41:00 PST

arachibutyrophobia - fear of penut butter sticking to the roof of one's mouth.

it's been a while since i've been in an actual relationship - a relationship where i call the significant other "boyfriend" instead of "that guy i'm fucking" or their nick name or "that asshole." or a...
Posted by its betch on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 04:08:00 PST

desperate measure calls for stupid endings

(sunday morning)i wake up to the alarm going off, press the snooze, and then think "what day is it?" then i feel the pounding headache coming on, lay back down, and look to my right, and see a male on...
Posted by its betch on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 08:21:00 PST

some reasons for being the bitter betch i am...................

so, not surprising, but i'm back being completely single. in my co-worker's words, "once again, the search is on." but, i feel like i should quit the search. i feel like i don't have time for disappoi...
Posted by its betch on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 01:38:00 PST

Spring '07 Schedule + Future Plans

no more questions about my availability/visits/spring break!m: school: 830a - 3p @ Pinnacle campus; study/work/naptime/photography: 3p - 6p; capoeira 6p-745p; 745p - 3a - dinner, study, tea/coffeet:...
Posted by its betch on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 03:16:00 PST

the annoying armadillo and other great stories. not really...

its only the second meeting of class and i'm already annoyed by this guy that looks like an armadillo - small narrow head and big round body; the itty bitty eyes and pointed nose; his face looks like ...
Posted by its betch on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 10:28:00 PST