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I HATE TEXAS

If Columbus was wrong I'd jump straight off the edge...

About Me


I edited my profile with Your Mom's Editor !
I live and die for hockey...LET'S GO RANGERS!!!I love fire
My own personal hockey stats page!
I'm a firefighter in the U.S. Air Force stationed at McChord AFB in Washington
FUCKING HILARIOUS SHIT RIGHT HERE!
My Fire Dept.
Quite possibly the most beautiful picture of all time
check out my friends band LARGER THAN LIFE
I have an unrational fear of pennies.
Stop GayAss Emo Haircuts
No Seriously Though You Look Stupid
Do Yourself A Favor Now, Cuz It'll Be Too Late Come June
I like driving with the heat on and the windows down when it's cold outside
I fuckin hate pubes
I love hot showers
I love beer, especially molson and fat tire
Coke slurpees are by far the greatest invention of all time
I've recently changed my mind about stupidass people. At one point in the not-so-distant past, I shook my head after watching videos of people, mostly todays teens, do stupid shit such as setting themselves on fire, doing some backyard wrestling move which involves jumping off a roof and breaking their backs doing it, kicking each other in the face just for the hell of it, or something else dumb to injure/set themself on fire. what happened to the days of setting a field on fire and running away? Kids nowadays take shit to the extreme definition of stupid. Anyway stupid people have helped me redefine the term "job security". I've come to the realization that if it wasn't for them being fucking complete idiots and doing someting dumb to start a fire or hurt themselves, I wouldn't have a job. So keep up the good work you stupid americans!
AIM mxpx1911

My Interests


Shit I can't get enough of: Hockey, Beer, My Job, Snowboarding, Sweet Sweet Lovin', Music (Bad Religion), Bein' Laid-back, Laughter, Knowledge, Italian/Mexican/Chinese Food, Fire, Driving like a true Californian, Frolfing and 40 oh-zee's with the homies

I'd like to meet:

People who take funny pictures and then write funny captions on them, like these

And of course, this guy

Music:

The New Addiction, Bitches , a LOT of Alkaline Trio as of late, Bad Religion, MxPx, The Beatles, Tom Petty, Greenday, Angels & Airwaves is remarkable, Incubus, NOFX, Flogging Molly, Rage Against the Machine, Lagwagon, Bob Marley, Pennywise, Face to Face, Pulley, Ten Foot Pole, ALL, Good Riddance, The Ramones, Reggie & The Full Effect, SME, Spinal Tap, No Motiv, The Faint, The Ataris, Rolling Stones, CCR, Lynard Skynard, Jimi Hendrix, Tears for Fears, Snoop-a-Loop, Dr. Dre, Eminem, Millencolin, No Use For A Name, HomeGrown, Pivit, AFI, 311, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Stone Temple Pilots, Sublime, The Living End, Lunachicks, Alkaline Trio, Led Zeppelin, The Network, Less Than Jake, Blink 182, Nirvana, Linkin Park, Pink Floyd, Squirt Gun, System of A Down, Metallica, Tool, A Perfect Circle, U2, Unwritten Law, Frank Sinatra, Van Halen, Weezer, The Who, Classical, Oldies & some other shit..

Movies:

Stars Wars, bitch

Television:

HOCKEY...and Heroes, that show kicks ACE, if you know what i mean, and i think you do.

Books:

Michael Crichton & Dan Brown ones

Heroes:

"Great moments are born from great opportunities" -Herb Brooks...anyone who can do what he did in '80 should be everyones hero.
"I play because champagne tastes best out of the Stanley Cup" -Wayne Gretzkey
And whoever it was that invented beer...and Jagermeister

My Blog

So I was drawn to the darkside...

so, after much debate, I bought one of thems new imacs the other day.Lemmie tell ya, this thing is fucking WAAAAAAY better than a PC. After like almost 20 years of pc's, i can now officially say that ...
Posted by I HATE TEXAS on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 10:59:00 PST

But no really though....

How come I didn't buy a Mac long, long ago?
Posted by I HATE TEXAS on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 09:41:00 PST

MY BOO IS COMING HOME IN A FEW DAYS!!!

YEEEAAAAHHHHHHH BITCHEEESSSSSSSS! Dude I can't fuckin wait. She should be home by Monday, possibly, POSSIBLY sooner. Shit, I've been waiting forward to this day for 6 months, 2 days, and like 15 hours...
Posted by I HATE TEXAS on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 09:17:00 PST

Time needs to hurry the fuck up...Honestly

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. You'd think with the Rangers clinching a playoff spot tonight I would be fucking ramped up, and yeah I kind of am a little, but that great news is completely overshadowed by ...
Posted by I HATE TEXAS on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 09:38:00 PST

Bleh X2

You ever have that wonderful feeling of being emotionally drained? That feeling you get when no matter how great overall life is, you've put soooo much emotion and time and blood and sweat and te...
Posted by I HATE TEXAS on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 04:07:00 PST

who's got two thumbs and officially owns a house?...This guy

So after signing my name and my wifes name about 100 times each, we are officially homeowners. Move-in is this weekend and its gunna be fuckin awesome. We've been waiting for this weekend for a looong...
Posted by I HATE TEXAS on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 11:01:00 PST

It's hard bein' black and gifted

So the wife's been gone for 3 weeks now...i wish i could say im used to her being gone, but that wont ever happen. it could be worse though. i was at our house the other day taking a look at it (it lo...
Posted by I HATE TEXAS on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 09:38:00 PST

So you'll never believe this one...

On August 26, my beautiful girlfriend Jessica and I will be getting married at her parents golf course in Myrtle Creek Oregon. Crazy ass shit when I think about it, but I am so excited it makes me pee...
Posted by I HATE TEXAS on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 10:45:00 PST

X-MAS 2005...SUCKS

It looks like this will be the first x-mas spent being drunk...don't have to work, friends went back home, and the gf is in L.A and i'm left here with FUCKING NOTHING TO DO! help me obiwan kenobi, you...
Posted by I HATE TEXAS on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 01:14:00 PST

fuckin myspace music shit

how come my fuckin music never fuckin works? fuck that music shit, fuck it in its stupid ass.
Posted by I HATE TEXAS on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 07:41:00 PST