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Pearl

You laugh cuz I'm different, I laugh cuz I farted.

About Me

Yeah, my name is Pearl...I'm not exactly happy about that but that's what I got saddled with. (Thanks dad). It is important to know that I am many things but I AM NOT SHORT! (I'm space efficient). I blame Gloria Estefan for the many problems in my life. She said the rhythm is gonna get you and I'll be god damned if it didn't. I guess I should have believed her because now I just gotta dance! Anything else you want to know about me...ASK! (P.s. I have an unhealthy obsession with NASCAR....people should just know that up front. I know, I'm ashamed) Go Jr.! Layout Provided By FreeCodeSource.com - Myspace Layouts

My Interests

MUSIC BITCHES!

I'd like to meet:

Your Mom...

Music:

AC/DC to the Killers; Van Morrison to Jack Johnson to Cat Stevens; Ben Harper to Sublime; Metallica, Disturbed, GODSMACK to the Beatles. I guess I just don't like R & B. I can't listen to that whiny shit!....I think that covers it

Movies:

Eddie and the Cruiser's 2, Grease 2, Welcome to the Dollhouse (if you haven't seen this one f-ing rent it!), CLASH OF THE TITANS, Dazed and Confused, Bully, Dogma, Sound of Music (that's right SOUND OF MUSIC, NOW WHAT?!)

Television:

...Arrested Development, Reno 911, Lost

Books:

Fudge and Super Fudge

Heroes:

Mellissa Costello, Shannon Ulmer, Jessica Sattler, Maria Jacobsen, My Mom and my Dad and my other Dad.

My Blog

54 questions

54 questions to start off spring...This one's pretty funny so I'm posting it as a blog...Deal with it bitches!!!1. Are you in a relationship?Yes, um.....No, um, well, um Yes....No, Not sure...I think ...
Posted by Pearl on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 09:05:00 PST

Pearl's Jewel's-Friends with Ex's

Ok ladies, this week I'd like to cover the topic of Ex's. You have 'em, I got 'em...the lady next door has 'em. The problem is getting rid of them. They're like a fungus. Where does it say that we HAV...
Posted by Pearl on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 07:23:00 PST

Pearl's Jewels-Bad Lesbian Habits

Ok, ladies....this week I'd like to cover "Bad Lesbian Habits". This week's topic was supposed to be about Bad Lesbian Accessories however since most of my friends breach these rules I decided not to ...
Posted by Pearl on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 07:32:00 PST

PEARL's Jewels-BUTCH BOTTOM GIRLS

Butch Bottom Girls-you make the rockin' world go round!!Why is it soooo surprising to you "ladies" that there are such things as "butch bottom girls"? It seems to me that you "ladies" expect us butch ...
Posted by Pearl on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 07:55:00 PST

Pearl's Jewel's-BAD LESBIAN FASHION

OK, LADIES...Stop bad lesbian fashion now...We have the power to fight it.A lot of you girls find your look and settle into real well, however, a little TOO well. Season's change girls and so does tim...
Posted by Pearl on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 07:45:00 PST

Pearl's Jewel's-Relationships

Pearl 's Jewel's-RelationshipsSo to quote Air Supply&.and yes, I'm quoting "Air Supply"&a lot of us tend to get "lost in love". But I dare to ask the question, are we lost in love or simply lost? All ...
Posted by Pearl on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 03:44:00 PST

Pearl's Advice Column..."Pearl's Jewel's"-First Installment

Ok ladies, welcome to the first installment of Pearl's Jewels. An advice column meant for the lesbians in my immediate community. Today's topic...FAT BITCHES IN BIKINI'S...Ok, so we all just got back...
Posted by Pearl on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 08:08:00 PST

SHANNON, PEARL AND HEATHER

Well, it's Tuesday night and we're a little drunk so we'd like to apologize up front. Shannon and Pearl are still trying to come up with a band name. So far we have "Up Top" (inside joke), "Vag" (insi...
Posted by Pearl on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 12:41:00 PST

So, I spiked my coworker's hot sauce.....

So, I spiked my coworker's hot sauce. Well it wasn't actually his but it's my Tapatio that he always borrow's without asking. So what I did was I took this 911 hot sauce that I picked up at the Garlic...
Posted by Pearl on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 06:52:00 PST