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Why can't I be out of work AND wealthy?

I'm still sitting up all night every night playing games on my iPod...

About Me


CLICK HERE TO Tell me what you really think of me!I am worth $891,698 on HumanForSale.com (someone tell my boss, please?)Look what I got!!! I adopted a cute lil' pirate fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus! I have named him Steve...Steve the Pirate (fetus)
There I was, minding my own business, and I came across some old pics...
You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow, You are definitely quirky and often mistaken for mad but if anyone is truly paying attention they can see there is method to your madness. You try really hard to be bad but in the end you tend to do the right thing.

Captain Jack Sparrow


92%

Mary Read


67%

Dread Pirate Roberts


67%

Black Beard


58%

Long John Silvers


58%

Morgan Adams


50%

Captain Barbosa


50%

Captain James T. Hook


50%

Sinbad


50%

Will Turner


50%
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My Interests

PIRATE LAWYERS - Because Ninja's suck! October is Lupus Awareness Month...visit Lupus.Org for more informationMusic, Community work, Jaycees Haunted Trail, Pirates, building websites, shit like that... I am The WebMistress Dane Cook Rocks! I like to travel
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I'd like to meet:

TERRY!!!

Music:

I like all music but, my all time, old school favorite - Prince! Cahir O'Doherty, Sum 41, No Doubt, all types. Favorite independent: Jupiter Sunrise (Check them out on their My Space! )

Movies:

Pirates of the Caribbean (any), Green Mile, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Anything with Johnny Depp (especially Pirates and Gilbert Grape), any Monty Python or Mel Brooks (Classics! Like Me!), The Outsiders, Wayne's World

Television:

24, The 4400, anything on HGTV, all of the Crime Dramas, Grey's Anatomy...HOUSE

Books:

Harry Potter, Any Anne Rice (especially the Vampire Chronicles)... love to read when I get the time.

My Blog

Were at it again

so, I've been bored... and Rick and I re-designed my 2 back rooms (again). This time with a bit of tropical/palm tree/nautical flair. These rooms are the addition on the rear of the house that were f...
Posted by Why can't I be out of work AND wealthy? on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 07:36:00 PST

they're gone...

Well, the day finally came.  After 6 years with them, they day finally came when The Shearer's shipped out to their next Port-Of-Call - Missouri.  I've been dreading it all these years becau...
Posted by Why can't I be out of work AND wealthy? on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:57:00 PST

Channeling Bob Ross

Channeling Bob Ross:Kadence's Birthday Luau is this weekend, and as always, I wait until the last minute to do stuff that should already be done...So, I decided I would attempt to channel Bob Ross to ...
Posted by Why can't I be out of work AND wealthy? on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 06:23:00 PST

ah hah!

hey all....some of you I've spoken to, some of you I haven't...I feel pretty good - my right arm is doing very well, my left arm, not so well.  I thought that they had done the same work to both ...
Posted by Why can't I be out of work AND wealthy? on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 05:26:00 PST

going under the knife tomorrow

Just an FYI - I'm going into surgery tomorrow morning for the bilateral shoulder thingy ma doo...throw the prayers up for me, ok?MWAH!!!
Posted by Why can't I be out of work AND wealthy? on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 09:23:00 PST

OUCH

Ok so... today I went to the surgeon so he could take a look at my shoulder.  The bad news is, I will need surgery.  Could be this month, could be this year, could be 10 years, but I'll need...
Posted by Why can't I be out of work AND wealthy? on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 07:48:00 PST

my Friend Ryan...

I didn't know that Ryan played piano until we had a meeting at the Rialto and he played that out of tune white piano in the conference lobby... I was hooked. Ryan plays so beautifully. Here's just ...
Posted by Why can't I be out of work AND wealthy? on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 07:21:00 PST

really interesting site...

Many of you have asked me about Chronic Fatigue Syndrome and how it effects me...  Here is a terrific and informative website - and the page this links to will help you understand just a little b...
Posted by Why can't I be out of work AND wealthy? on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 02:42:00 PST

ok, so... the day finally came...

Yesterday, Jeremy moved to Orlando with Matt - I knew the day was coming, but as always, you can't prepare for this kind of thing - or at least you THINK you can...We spent the day loading stuff into ...
Posted by Why can't I be out of work AND wealthy? on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 10:18:00 PST

ok, so I missed posting this....

From LJ's Post Christmas/Pre New Year Eve Musing:"It is Christmas Eve. Leisa and I attended a wonderful party, the Russo annual Christmas Eve soiree. Good friends, great food. And I get to sit down ...
Posted by Why can't I be out of work AND wealthy? on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 06:58:00 PST