About Me
I was just a boy when the infidels came to my village in their Blackhawk helicopters. The infidels fired at the oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by by the fire of black liquid death. In the midst of the chaos I could swear I heard my goats... screaming for help. As quickly as they'd come the infidels were gone. It was on that day that I put a jihad on them. And if you don't believe it... then you'd better kill me now... cause I'll put a jihad on you, too.
