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"Avarice, envy, pride, Three fatal sparks, have set the hearts of all On Fire." -Dante, "The Divine Comedy"
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..Boondock saints, monty python and the holy grail, good morning vietnam, NOT libertine (that movie was strange), walk the line, NOT road rage, scary movies (especially when i watch them with dave, bc he scares the shit out of me), romeo and juliet, NOT the goonies (scared of sloth), empire records, the grudge, the harry potter movies (yes, i am that much of a dork), quills, the red violin, et al.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force:Meatwad: Our minds must be conflicting because you say plague of snakes and all I hear is Easter bunny, Easter bunny, Easter bunny.
Oog: So there me was beating boulder into powder because me couldn't eat it, and magic ball land in lap. Naturally me think, "All right, free egg." because... me stupid and me caveman. So me spent about three days humping and bust open with thigh bone so me could eat it good. Then magic ball shoot Oog with beam, and next thing me know me go out and invent wheel out of dinosaur brain. Magic dino wheel rolls for three short distance until me eat it. The point is, me get smarter. Soon me walk upright, me feather back dirty matted hair into wings for style, and me stop to use bathroom as opposed to me just doing it as me walk.
[after faking fighting off Tar-Monsters] Glass-Bottom Boat Captain: It's okay folks, we're safe. I scared them away with my nudity.
[pause]
Glass-Bottom Boat Captain: Does that arouse anyone down there. Meatwad: What does that mean?
Frylock: It means we're getting off this boat right now.
Meatwad: Hey, how do I know if I'm aroused?
Meatwad: You know, Happy Time Harry, just being around you kinda makes me want to die.
George Carlin:
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
written on the body, all janet evanovich stephanie plum novels, the bluest eye, under the tuscan sun, the complete works of e.e. cummings, the complete works of shakespeare, the complete works of allen ginsberg, parts of the invisible man, blues people, the portable beat reader.... don't forget the original edition signed (by ginsberg AND ferlinghetti) version of "howl", available in clintonville, oh for the low low price of $1,000. can anyone say, lexi's birthday present?