"it's in my blood. like breathing air to me. i have a passion deep within my heart for the business side of music." - Sir Jonasâ„¢
my name is Jonasâ„¢. yes i realize Weezer named a song after me.
i am the absolute BEST at what i do. indescribable. beyond belief.
i manage. drive. book. beg. plead. promise. deliver. i never say no.
i promote music 24/7/365. 366 days on leap year.
i'm publicist for Sony recording artist' Douglas Lucas and The North.
i am founder. president. ceo of One TruRock Artist Agency.
i've attended over 1,000 music concerts in various parts of the world.
i'm duly "Sir" Jonasâ„¢. knighted by the king at Lyndhurst. april 26, 2006.
i'm in the "Vertigo 2005//U2 Live From Chicago" video. believe it. it's true.
i am often imitated. never duplicated.
i spend way too much time on MySpace (band related of course).
i’m acquainted and personally have met each friend on my MySpace.
i am genuine. the REAL deal.
i’ve traveled all 48 continental United States. Canada. Mexico.
i’ve visited Brazil. Japan. United Kingdom. Germany. Netherlands.
i legally smoked marijuana (100% pure dutch grass). thanks Amsterdam
i have been inside Syd Barrett's flat in London, England. personal invite.
i am good at multi-tasking. i have to be.
i can admit when i'm wrong. i hardly ever am.
i drove a Maserati. didn't exceed 185. i have my license and still drive.
i'm an only child.
i talk a lot. i have much to say. i never shut up really.
i cherish my BlackBerry® Curve 8310 phone. GPS enabled.
i have blue eyes.
i am left handed.
i believe regeneration comes by God's mercy and special grace alone.
i am one of a kind. indeed.
i never get bored.
i have strong morals. values. opinions.
i heart rock-n-roll music. mostly 60's and 70's.
i’m not a country music fan. Cash, Willie & Hank are not country.
i'm convinced Douglas Lucas is the BEST songwriter/vocalist of today.
i like to piss-off "Jickmin". bullshit stories he tells about me are true.
i dis-like war . hate . gossip .
i like peace. love. things of good report.
i believe the Iraq war is wrong. dead wrong.
i had a 1967 Camaro convertible. my first car. a metal Corvette.
i believe love IS the answer.
i believe all scripture is given by inspiration of God. every word.
i smile freely. openly. frequently.
i possess a commercial driver’s license (class "A" CDL).
i was in the Chick-fil-A "First 100". been there. done that. got the t-shirt.
i often wear clothes that don't match. honestly i don't care.
i eat fruits. raw vegetables.
i drink lots of H2o (Mountain Valley Spring). it's all i drink.
i love Chick-fil-A. Texas Roadhouse. The Fishery. Fregie's Classic Grill.
i never eat Chinese. Japanese. Korean. Mexican or any foreign foods.
i pray to God.
i have one son. my absolute best friend and the love of my life.
i'm single. satisfied and not looking. truly fashion and enjoy my freedom.
i have the most beautiful and best ex-wife in the world. second to none.
i love the color black. it's my favorite until a darker one is invented.
i really like my house. new replacement windows. new hardwood floors.
i have a unique basement. Joy Smoke Studios. a cellar full of noise.
i am fun. lots of fun in fact.
i'm a good influence.
i'm happy and love my present life. it's stellar. i really enjoy being me.
"making records is like making hot dogs. you'll probably enjoy them more if you don't see how it's done." - Bono
"it is He who with His own mouth condemns all pleasures which lead us away from chastity and purity, and which make us foolish and stupid." - John Calvin
"i don't know if i'll be a success, a failure, married or single... but i do know that sooner or later, i'm going to die. the finality of that is kind of like God's little joke. no matter how cool you think you are, you will decompose." - Rich Mullins
"the purest form of love in this world is demonstrated by loving someone who can give you absolutely nothing in return." - Bill Wilson
"it was too religious for the rock and roll stores and too rock and roll for the religious stores." - Larry Norman
"debt is dumb, cash is king. the paid-off home mortgage has taken place of the BMW as the status symbol of choice." - Dave Ramsey