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Dan.W

Too Gay To Function

About Me

Shamone!, I never know what to write just here so I will try to give some basic stuff :)
My name is Daniel/Dan but never Danny, I am a dirty Queer. I am not an Emo - I do not find Emo boys kissing sexy either. I love music - Pop, Mariah Carey (Mostly her old stuff). I like to make fun of Sarah - She has a smelly fanny and a sweaty belly button, LMAO. Just about all my friends are girls. I have the ability to guess bra sizes accurately.I have Red/Brown (GINGE!) hair, brown eyes and I am about 6' 0" tall.
Now what else do you write here O_o
- I am academically focussed;
|- I have 10 GCSE's
|- I am studying for 4 A2's and 2 AS'
|- I am aiming to go to Cardiff University this year to study;
--|-- Business Management
- I am very smart so don't underestimate what I can do
- I want to emergrate to Canada/USA
- I have been to 2 continents - 3 in 2007
- I have been to 7 countries - 8 in 2007
- I hate slang - People who can't spell use slang
- I make sexual references to most things
- I am a Virgin (Shocking!)
- I don't drink and I have never been drunk
- I don't smoke or take drugs
- I'm not camp (Maybe a lil when ive been super hyper)
- I love people that can sing without computer aided help
- I like my food, sadly to keep yourself thin you must cut down *cries*
- I have musclely arms ;)
- I love Christmas because of the feeling
- I've never had crabs O_o
- I don't really get along with Men of the Hetrosexual world
- I am a keen Recycler! (3ft of newspaper is a whole tree!)
- I like to look at things from both sides before making a judgement
- I am argumentative
- I am confident in my circle of friends
- Music is a big part of me
- I love Disney songs!
- I love roast dinner
- I would consider myself romantic
- I cannot stand Coldplay
- I do not know what else to write :P
My score on The 100 Point Sexual Purity Test :
Pure as Driven Snow
(You are 95% pure!)
Link: The 100 Point Sexual Purity Test
Here is a picture of some of my friends (Minus Jess of course ;)

Currently I am madly and deeply, obsessively fascinated by Jessica Lopes' "Weapons of Mass Destruction" - I would like to touch them... Yes, very much so... :P

My Interests


Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:

You have medium extroversion.
You're not the life of the party, but you do show up for the party.
Sometimes you are full of energy and open to new social experiences.
But you also need to hibernate and enjoy your "down time."

Conscientiousness:

You have high conscientiousness.
Intelligent and reliable, you tend to succeed in life.
Most things in your life are organized and planned well.
But you borderline on being a total perfectionist.

Agreeableness:

You have medium agreeableness.
You're generally a friendly and trusting person.
But you also have a healthy dose of cynicism.
You get along well with others, as long as they play fair.

Neuroticism:

You have low neuroticism.
You are very emotionally stable and mentally together.
Only the greatest setbacks upset you, and you bounce back quickly.
Overall, you are typically calm and relaxed - making others feel secure.

Openness To Experience:

Your openness to new experiences is high.
In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas.
You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits.
A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything. The Five Factor Personality Test

You scored as Natural Causes. Your death will be by natural causes, though not by any diseaese, because that is another option on this test. You will probably just silently pass away in the night from old age, and people you love won't realize until the next morning, when you are all purple and cold and icky. So be happy, you won't be murdered.


Natural Causes


67%

Posion


60%

Bomb


47%

Eaten


40%

Disease


40%

Gunshot


33%

Disappear


33%

Suffocated


33%

Cut Throat


27%

Suicide


20%

Stabbed


13%

Accident


13%

Drowning


7% created with QuizFarm.com
- Just what I wanted... -
Ginger Spice (Geri)
Hey, your like ginger!!! You are cool and lots of fun to hang out with. You are the life of the party and you always be yourself no matter what!

I'd like to meet:

Jessica Lopes - Oh god yeah! She is like the most amazing being I have ever exchanged binary code with :P
I once saw Tommy Lee Jones in the Forest of Dean at the Durex factory and met several C class sports celebrities and got my photo taken with them! - Ow Shocking!

Hates:
Chavs "Know yourself!"

"Hates: That Bambi's Mum died!"
Scared Of:
- Spiders - Why do they have eight legs?
- Getting Old - Slow and horrid - Then you die and it takes weeks for someone to find you in your top floor flat.
- Cows - Do I need to explain?
Random Facts About... Oh Me Of Course!:
- I have like 100 kids with multiple women.
- There arn't anymore :(
Are you afraid of Pigeons?

Mr Pigeon: Coo... Multimedia:

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Music:

- Britney
- Madonna
- Disney Songs :P
- Christina
- Beyonce
- Destiny's Child
- Rihanna
- P!nk
- Mary J Blige
- Mariah Carey
- Spice Girls!
- Eminem
- Micheal Jackson
- Pussy Cat Dolls
- Janet Jackson
- Geri Halliwel
- Nelly Furtado
- Shakira
- Celine Dion
- Shania Twain
- Justin Timberlake
- Missy Elliot
- Gwen Stafani
- Kelly Clarkson

Movies:

- Jurassic Park!!
- Austin Powers Goldmember!
- Alien
- Terminator
- Superman
- Team America - F**k Yeah!
- X Men
- Underworld
- Titanic
- Scary Movie
- Date Movie
- Tomb Raider
- Mr & Mrs Smith
- The Mummy
- Harry Potter
- X Files
- Charlies Angels

Television:


- X Files!!!
- Big Brother
- Friday Night Project
- Lost
- Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie
- Little Britian
- French and Saunders
- Scooby Doo
- Desperate Housewives
- Invasion
- Will & Grace
- My Wife & Kids
- Sabrina!

Books:

Novels
- Harry Potter 1 - 3
- The Great Gatsby
- Postcards
- Of Mice and Men
- Passage to India
Plays:
- Hamlet
- Romeo and Juliet
- The Tempest
- Macbeth
I also read lots of newspapers and news websites and books on Space and Dinosaurs ;).

Heroes:

- Jessica Lopes
- Father Christmas

My Blog

Boyfriend Application

At first I did not wanna post this but I was "persuaded", so here goes Name: Age: Location: Height:  Hair: Eyes: Piercings/tattoos:OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who are three of your ...
Posted by I'm like a Yorkie bar... Not for Girls on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 02:11:00 PST

68% Ow... What has happened to me?! :P

Start at 100% and take away 1% on each of these you have done in the past or are doing right now. When complete put your total in the subject box and repost in a new post. Have fun and be completely h...
Posted by I'm like a Yorkie bar... Not for Girls on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 12:21:00 PST

76% - Child of Goodness

Start at 100% and take away 1% on each of these you have done in the past or are doing right now. When complete put your total in the subject box and repost in a new post. Have fun and be completely h...
Posted by I'm like a Yorkie bar... Not for Girls on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 10:23:00 PST

Bored

What to do? what to do? I'm so bored, well slightly bored. Not sure what to do, Jess get your ass home I need someone to make me laugh. la  la  la... god I am a sad act I will read this bac...
Posted by I'm like a Yorkie bar... Not for Girls on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 05:49:00 PST

Survey

1. FULL NAME: Daniel James White2. NICKNAMES: Dan.W, DW Dan, Jessies Sex Slave - :o3. WEIGHT: 11st 13lbs (US: 167lbs)4. HEIGHT: 6"5. HAIR: Auburn :P6. SIBLINGS: 1 Brother , 1 Sister7. DO YOU LIKE...
Posted by I'm like a Yorkie bar... Not for Girls on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 03:40:00 PST