Hi, I’m Dexter Klaus, the host of my new show which I cleverly titled The Dexter Klaus Show. I’m a German Immigrant living in the UK. My hobbies include eating Frankfurter Sausages, and having bad breath - but somehow I find the time to also drink lots of Becks, and laugh at people who actually work for a living. I shouldn’t hog this spot though, because there are many others in The Dexter Klaus Show that need to introduce themselves below;
Alreet - they call me Dexter McJock, and I hate Klaus with a passion. His first episode made me sick; I knew I could do better, so I did - in episode 2 not only did I make a show tastier than a deep fried Mars Bar, but I also set about killing Dexter Klaus and putting an end to his horrible German Guides. He squealed like a frankfurter when I tied him up - but if you want to see the extent of my psycho mania, then you must watch episode 2 NOW!