Bitterness; are donuts proof of intelligent design? |
I got this from Mr. Stein's Wikipedia entry (which I'm sure puts alarm bells in some people's heads that it's totally fabricated) and all I can say is that it comes off, not as an i...
Posted by Gallons of Gasoline, a Thing of My Recent Past? on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 09:55:00 PST |
Something I Didnt Want to Like |
Okay, so I finally broke down and listened to Jaguar Love. I didn't want to because of three reasons (the last of these could be applied to Travis Morrison's post D-Plan albums too): 1.) Johnny Whitn...
Posted by Gallons of Gasoline, a Thing of My Recent Past? on Sat, 24 May 2008 12:59:00 PST |
It’s so good to be Goliath |
I’m a big fan of Jayhawk basketball. As I listened to their game last night on my way back from Oklahoma City, I was surprised by two things: 1.) they hired Georgetown’s old coach to...
Posted by Gallons of Gasoline, a Thing of My Recent Past? on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 10:13:00 PST |
Pat’s Riots. |
That's a joke that my brother used to sling around when Mel Gibson was already showing signs of dementia and pursuing a career as an out of shape America. I'm talking, of course, about the Patri...
Posted by Gallons of Gasoline, a Thing of My Recent Past? on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 08:24:00 PST |
Travelogue - Greetings from the great Northeast |
Preface to the preface - While in New York, I got to listen to R. Kelly's new album, which is slightly as good as I imagine the conclusion of Trapped in the Closet will be. There is a song on it that...
Posted by Gallons of Gasoline, a Thing of My Recent Past? on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 08:07:00 PST |
Worst News. Ever. |
This one will be short and to the point. Most likely, there won't be any essay length footnotes. You see, I don't feel too hot. My stomach seems to be filled with, to steal a Brock Samson line, "dr...
Posted by Gallons of Gasoline, a Thing of My Recent Past? on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:19:00 PST |
Another Conversation, This One, Though, Happened. |
First, I'd like to say that, yes, Wiley and I saw a punk girl blowing a dude on Sunset. No joke.Okay, so I heard "Alec Eiffel" by the Pixies on the radio tonight*. I was on my way to pick up some ru...
Posted by Gallons of Gasoline, a Thing of My Recent Past? on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 01:08:00 PST |
A life of possibilities |
So, a few minutes ago, I was sitting outside my apartment, reading Chris Nieratko's devestatingly funny pseudo-porn review/memoir Skinema when I saw an alley cat prowling around the, well, the alley. ...
Posted by Gallons of Gasoline, a Thing of My Recent Past? on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:42:00 PST |
my 44 minute survey (don't read, punishable by death) |
Starting Time: 1:04 p.m.Name: CorbettSisters: 0Brothers: 1Eye Color: Hazel, I guess.Shoe size: 11.5Height: 6'0"What are you wearing right now? Maroon briefs, black shorts, green These Arms Are Snakes ...
Posted by Gallons of Gasoline, a Thing of My Recent Past? on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 01:50:00 PST |
Transformers |
Okay, I want to try a little exercise here. I want you to call up everyone you know. I mean everyone. I want you to get the amount of money that they have to their names right now. If they won't t...
Posted by Gallons of Gasoline, a Thing of My Recent Past? on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 07:05:00 PST |
