DJ Mehone

I bet you figured out by now that I'm DJ Mehone. Well, chances are, you'll may already think I'm strange and/or "Not quite all there". Fact, there's a village somewhere that looking for it's idiot and I got the six-pack but I'm lacking the little plastic thing that holds it all together. I grind my teeth when I sleep, on a good one, and also when i get mad. I am a sarcastic spaz. I could talk like you've not heard. Spell check rules and Songs are more important than bands. I'm a hopeless romantic with all the assholish habits. I never did understand the Chuck Norris jokes but I can slam a revolving door. I love coconut scented things but hate the taste of coconut. I NEVER eat the first piece of bread of the loaf. My biggest fear is being broke again and being on a Maury "You are not the father" show. You can't imagine of my past and also I just can't explain all that. When I was 9, I once asked my mom "i wonder if god is really the bad guy and the devil is trying to save us". My best school memory was when our 3rd grade teacher read Plato's Cave every Friday; She unplugged me at a young age and i will forever be grateful. I once thought as a kid that robots were being sent back in time to kill my mother before I'm born and to convince my father to be a priest. I WAS the black sheep of the family; too much wine and too much song,wonder how I get along. Just remember i gave fair warning; I'm deadly like cigarettes and black coffee. There is nothing sexier than great conversation and the awkward second round conversation lag. We all deserve the ignorance of bliss that I still wish I had. I'm a urbanite and I make my own grain and go against it. I wish I was a Rhinestone cowboy just so I could get cards and letters from people I don't even know after a long day of walking' those streets and singing' the same old songs. I pretty much live for music and comedy. I believe in treating people how you want to be treated. I love Google, copy/paste function, new shoes that don't squeak and the little "si se pudo" celebration I do when I win an eBay item. The boots with the fur are not sexy and that's why everyone was looking at her in the club. Speaking of clubs; I love people watching at bars and clubs. Having sex, making love, and fucking are three different things; also Morning sex and oral sex after a stressful day are the best. I have cancer in my heart, metaphorical and astrological speaking of course. I enjoy morning jogs to my car on street cleaning days (that reminds me: move my car tomorrow before 10 am). Lesbian porn turns me off and that dark shade of certain cleavages turns me on. I'm a respectful asshole and enjoy used records. Well, After all is said and done....I'm the world's most normal person.