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Caroline

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I am STILL COOL. I am now married and it's not any different than it was before except now I am allowed to make changes to the SRP bill. My husband is super cool and smart and dorky and I like him that way. I don't like him when he does the following:
* Steals my pillow/the quilt/the sheet
* Makes administrative changes that lock me out of the computer
* Eats ALL of my snackies OR makes me share when I haven't been given ample notice
* Makes piles of stuff that have no order and aren't any better than just leaving the stuff all over the place
* Makes egghead arguments using "reason" and "logic"
He is my favorite man-person and does many wonderful things that include impregnating me with the most radical child in the UNIVERSE and possibly Meta-verse. If you have ever thought to your self that you are an intelligent person you will realize how incredibly wrong you are when you meet this child. She is smarter than you. She has hair that unleashes a rage of jealously from deep inside. Her dance skills have no rival. Her interpretation of Green Eggs and Ham brings forth tears of pure awe. She is so great. Other things about me:
* I love my dog Cody
* I like to cook
* Things between the ages of 14 and 22 annoy me and don't register as people to me
* Conservatives scare me a bit
* So do Ultra Liberals
* I LOVE Candy and Pop
* I greatly dislike Wheat bread
* Tanning is gross! I will be laughing when all you fools get leathery skin and cancer. "Healthy Glow" MY ASS!
* I really do love myself and hope that Lily will love herself the way I do
* I really like to make lists
* Perez Hilton is my Gay Boyfriend
Princess Caroline
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Tears of Joy!

I was driving with Lily to the Little Gym and she sang the entire song, Hong Kong Garden by Siouxsie and the Banshees. I was so proud!
Posted by on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 03:09:00 GMT

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A very bad and emotional thing happened to me today.As I tried to keep my head from exploding, I calmly but firmly told Lily AGAIN to eat her dinner. She responds by "accidentally" knocking her fork t...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 21:32:00 GMT