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You're A Caca Poopoo

About Me

My name is Chris, I have several nick names and it is your job to chose which one would suit us best. Im a simple guy with old skool qualities. I am direct with my words but I choose them wisely. I work hard to play hard. I have a hand full of great friends and happen to know A LOT of good people in the area. My friends tell me Im out of my mind crazy but I dont agree. I just do what I want, when I want and I really dont care what others think. I know Im respectful and would never try to harm anyone, so I say "forget the rest". I can be sitting around mellow for hours and just have an idea to jump off a bridge with a kite... So Ill do it. I put my mind into any/everything I want to do (weather it be "crazy" or sane) and I do it confidently. I like items that are bouncey, shiny, colorful, silly, and/or positve. I love my WHOLE family, even my sister who calls Twinkle Toes because I walk on my tippy toes when Im barefoot. I find myself bitching at work a lil' bit but the truth is I love my job too, especially when I work with my best friends. Im extremely kind, fare and have a goofy smile on my face 24/7 but dont mistake that for stupidity. I see myself as extremely well rounded (street and book). I almost never get mad because Im understanding but you better run for the hills if I do. I do stand up comedy when I'm in the mood and make silk screen t-shirts for fun. I have thousands of stories under my belt and I love to exchange them. Get to know me better AIM-ChilledFun247. You can also find me on Facebook :)

My Interests

I love meeting people. Bustin' a move. doing something random with new people. Going on road trips. Beaches. Doodling on people when I'm buzzed. Creating adventures. T-shirts. Taking random pictures with my handy disposable camera. Keeping it simple. Sippin' on slerpees while driving. Drawing happy faces for kids. Steeling random useless objects as a souvenir. Dressing up in any sort of costume for shits and giggles. Annoying/Pushing the bottons of mean or bad people. Driving crazy. Crazy art. Jogging. Lacrosse. Playing the drums. Playing the "air guitar". "People watching" in heavly populated areas. Major cities. Drinking Rum and/or vodka (hate beer). Attempting to get lost, then unlost. Not planning ahead.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can keep up with me. Someone who can teach me something new about life and myself. Someone who has a lot of stories under their belt.

Music:

Metal, hardcore, retro new wave, alternative, and pritty much anything thats totally original and/or crazy. Except most country and punk. I like Fear Factory, Rage Against The Machine, Bury Your Dead, Days Will Die, Pink Floyed, Hatebreed, Poison The Well, Bloody Sunday, Grimlock, Incubus, Tool, Ben Folds Five, Cake, The Acacia Strain, Smashing Pumpkins, Hot Action Cop, Muse, Paul Anka, The Killers, Prodigy, Deftones, Sound Garden, Audio Slave, Beck, 311, A Perfect Circle, old skool Marilyn Manson, Insane Clown Posse, White/Rob Zombie, Static X, Radio Head, Stone Temple Pilots, THE KING ELVIS, Soul Fly, Sepultura, Puya, Molotov, Cafe Tacuba, The Eagles, Basta Rhymes, Suicidal Tendancies, Pharelle, Beasty Boys, Bjork, Primus, Weezer, At The Drive In, Vast, Red Hot Chilly Peppers, Iron Corps, and Luise Armstrong. Everything else either sucks or I simply forgot to put it in. I'm very picky with my music and I dislike most bands, sorry if I offend anyone.

Movies:

The Matrix1,2,and3, Anchorman, Dumb And Dumber, Old School, 28Days Later, Spaceballs, Natural Born Killers, Lord of the Rings 1,2and3, Half Baked, The Blues Brothers, The Professional, Tae Guk Gi, Pee Wees Big Adventure, Ninja Turtles 1 and 2, and Animal House.

Television:

Dance 360, MXC, Mad TV, SNL, The Ali G Show, Headbangers Ball, Uranium, Family Guy, The Dave Shappel Show, anything on Discovery or TLC

Books:

One Flew Over The Cucoo's Nest. it left in a deeeeep thought.

Heroes:

Quale Man, Duff Man, Super Grover, RoboKurt, my mama, and of course myself