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Eli

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About Me


A Lil About Me...


For Starters...
Name: : Eli Shreve
What Does It Mean: : Eli means enlightened one/ascended/something god. Shreve means........I don't know.
Nicknames: : E-Unit, The Machine, El Shreve-o, The Shreve.
Gender: : Yes please, oh that doesn't work.................male.
Are Your Parents Still Together: : After 21 years of marriage they are still together. They actually renewed their vows and I had to give a speech as the best man, in which I mad a complete ass of myself.
Heritage: : Native American and Hungarian.
Religion: : Just my own personal beliefs.
Single or Taken: : I am very single.
Is That A Good Thing: : No. Take a look at my blog, "What Do Girls Want" for enlightenment.
Favorites...
Perfume: : As long as it's not Liz whatever her last name is or Glow it's all good.
Cologne: : I like to wear Safari, Untamed, and Obsession.
Beer: : Kronenbourg 1664 is my favorite beer. But my favorite alcoholic drink is Blackthorn
Non-Alcoholic Drink: : Mountain Dew all the way bitch
Quote: : "I am not a citizen of Greece, but a citizen of the world" Thank you brother Socrotes.
Feature of the Opposite Sex: : Physical? Eyes and butt.
Sports Team: : Pittsburg Steelers
Pair of Shoes: : I love my brown GBX boots.
Junk Food: : I don't know, I love a lot of it. Buffalo Ranch Doritos are pretty tasty.
Gum: : I'm not a chewer of gum.
Have You Ever...
Been In Love: : Once.
Been on a Blind Date: : Never. I'd be too worried. Chances are I might actually want to go blind on the date.
Ran Out of Gas: : Never. But I have run out of car thanks to my little sister.
Been Called a Tease: : Hahahahahhahahahaha......................................no.
Been in a Major Accident: : I broke my arm in two places at once before. It was major to me.
Had Alcohol Poisoning: : NEVER
Been in a Fight: : Yeah but she was huuuuuge.
Cheated: : On a girl? Never. In a game? Maybe when I was a bastard kid.
Been Cheated On: : Yep.........bitch.
Random...
Your Most Unusual Obsession: : My cologne, but it's not unusual.
Your Most Missed Memory: : How should I know? How can you remember something you forget?
Your Greatest Weakness: : Guitar solos.
Your Biggest Fear: : Armageddon.
Your "Can : Guitar.
Describe Your Personal Style: : Clothes? Hmmm. I usually wear baggy blue jeans, a sleeveless shirt, and my brown leather boots.
Your Best Physical Feature: : Probably my body. See my pics for details.
Do You Love Yourself: : In an unconcieted and heterosexual way.
Who : Kasey was my best friend but I haven't talked to him in a long time and he's fucking his life up. So probably Ian. I've known Ian for about 11 years.
Any Tattoos/Piercings: : 4 earrings, 1 tattoo. I like the band T.a.T.u. too.
How Do You Want To Die: : ............I don't.
Your First Thoughts Waking Up: : I wonder, "Why does this part of the day always come the quickest?"
What Are Your Pet Peeves: : I can't stand when people don't shut the cupboards all the way, don't hang up the phone/s, and don't knock on the fucking bathroom door. It's not that hard people!!!
Any Vices: : I don't really have any. I don't smoke, I drink very occasionally.
Where Do You See Yourself in 10 Years: : Hopefully in a famous rock band. But I'll settle for a house, a wife, and a kid or two.
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My Interests

Music, Weight lifting, Geology, History, Music, Astronomy, and the next dumb thing Mr. Bush will do, but I do have to say that he did ONE good thing...........and that is new immigrants must learn English!!!!!!!!! I'm sick of seeing Spanish everywhere I go. Why is it all the way up here in North-Eastern Ohio???????

I'd like to meet:

David Draiman from Disturbed, Chester Bennington from Linkin Park, Mike Patton from Faith No More, Dan Donegan from Disturbed, Sully Erna from Godsmack, And the person who first said, "Your mom"

Music:

Disturbed, Faith No More, Chris Daughtry, Godsmack, Unjust, Korn, Drowning Pool, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Motograter, Staind, Linkin Park, Static X, Evanescence, Beach Boys, Breaking Benjamin, Lacuna Coil, Rammstein, Slipknot, Soil, Mudvayne, Trapt, Nightwish, The Killers, Marilyn Manson, Taproot, Ill Nino, Stone Sour, Criss Angel, Queen, Spineshank, Coal Chamber, Rob Zombie, Skin Charlie Alive, 10 years, Macho Man Randy Savage (l know l know), Beethoven, Mozart, Bach, and many more

Movies:

DODGEBALL(You all look like a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob), CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK, ME, MYSELF, AND IRENE, ACE VENTURA 1 & 2, BRUCE ALMIGHTY, PITCH BLACK, XXX, ROCKY 1,2,3,4, Clerks 2 (GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!), And the best movie of all time...........................BILL AND TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE

Television:

-C.S.I. -C.S.I. New York -N.C.I.S -Criminal Minds -Numb3rs -Two and A Half Men -Friends

Books:

Interview with the Vampire - The Vampire Lestat - Queen of the Damned - Tale of the Body Thief - Memnoch the Devil - Blood and Gold - The Vampire Armand - Pandora - Merrick - Blackwood Farm - Blood Canticle - Vittorio the Vampire - Ramses the Damned - Servant of the Bones - Watchers - Velocity - The Da Vinci Code - Angels And Demons - Sole Survivor - Coldfire - Lightning - Sphinx - From the Corner of His Eye - Sieze the Night - Dragon Tears -

Heroes:

Steve lrwin, Sean William Scott (Fuckin' right doggy!), Johnny Bravo, Jim Carrey, Vin Diesel, David Draiman, Dan Donegan, Mike Patton.

My Blog

Between a Shot and a Toilet

  Okay people, it's been a fairly long while since I posted a blog last.  So something worth blogging has finally come up.   A few nights back, my good friend Alan and myself, got ...
Posted by Eli on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 08:49:00 PST

Free Bar Frenzy

Hello kiddies, it has been awhile since we last had a blog, has it not?  Today's entry is about last night's happenings...........my cousin's wedding. Alright my cousin got married last night to...
Posted by Eli on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 12:49:00 PST

What Do Girls Want?

      Alrighty people of the blog reading type.  Here's yet another blog from me.  I wrote this one because of my increase of horrible luck with girls.  &n...
Posted by Eli on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 05:49:00 PST

My Thousand Mile Journey

   It is yet another edition of Eli's Blog Posting!!!  Yayyyyyyyy!!!!  So this very blog is going to provide you with information on my newest piece of news.    It w...
Posted by Eli on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 07:29:00 PST

The New Years Bash

Sweet....................another blog from Eli.  This particular one is about my New Years Eve party.  If you enjoy reading my blogs awesome, if not then why the hell did you open this? ...
Posted by Eli on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 09:38:00 PST

The Reason and the Path

Alrighty kids, here is a blog. Todays episode is about why I'm not in the Airforce and what I'm gonna be doing now (we'll see if that happens).   Okay, so I got to basic training and did my thing...
Posted by Eli on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 11:44:00 PST

An Old Ending, A New Beginning

Fellow greetings people who read this blog.  I would like to inform all of you that this will be my last blog for awhile.  I will not be on myspace for a long time for I am leaving for basic...
Posted by Eli on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 06:23:00 PST

Mirror Life, Military Life

Hello my fellow readers.  It is I, Eli, yet again.  I have some great news for this blog edition.  I believe I told you all in my last blog that I joined the Airforce.  Well I foun...
Posted by Eli on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 04:59:00 PST

Bow Down Before Me

I have figured out what I am going to do with my life.  Well..............my present and near future life.  I have decided I'm going to join the Airforce.  I was going to join the Coast...
Posted by Eli on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 09:37:00 PST

WHY STEVE, WHY?!?!?!

No!!!!!!!!!!  Steve Irwin is dead!!!!!  Why??????  It's not fair!!!  I loved Steve Irwin (in a completely straight manner).  And of ALL the animals, a fucking stingray.  ...
Posted by Eli on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 01:27:00 PST