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Thought Mobster

I am here for Friends

About Me

I DO NOT PLAY MOBSTERS OR ANY OF THE OTHER APPS ON MYSPACE! STOP REQUESTING ME TO ADD YOU ON THESE FUCKING RETARDED APPS! JUST BECAUSE MY HANDLE IS "THOUGHT MOBSTER" DOES NOT MEAN I PLAY THAT STUPID FUCKING GAME!!If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight. Sun Tzu said that, & I think he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do pal because he invented it! And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor!Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth. And then he herded them on to a boat, & then he beat the crap out of every single one!And from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's call a Tzu!Unless it's a farm!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My maker (in my mid-nineties), Yakov Smirnoff, Hideo Kojima, The Commandant of the Marine Corp, the Grim Reaper, Leni & Squiggy, A man who speaks Bubi, The Unknown Soldier, a former member of the IRA, & Phosiden GOD OF THE SEA! Plus I've always wanted to meet someone that is exactly like me, who is of the opposite sex. I think that would be funny. And I wanna meet Chuck Norris too...

My Blog

That was kinda depressing....

The perfect metaphor for life....Gone w/ the Blastwave
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 11:38:00 GMT

Lets burn some bridges

Torching stuff has a greater aesthetic quality after dark.There's just something about the stark, stunning beauty of night.Watching cinders & ash take flight, upon a canvas of serene sky.Watching ...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 08:05:00 GMT

Love v. Logic v. Sex v. Whatever

"For fucks sake," say Iit's a far cry, to say logic,                          &nbs...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 08:17:00 GMT

A Final Remeniscance

In ten years, when I have been declared the undisputed master of the world, ruling over all of you with two iron fists & a complete set of steel sledgehammers, I can almost gaurentee that I'l...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 16:40:00 GMT

This one is for Veronica & Caitlin

Yeah so I was being stubborn about not sharing that WN today in class, so I decided I'd post it in a blog, & expand it!  As well as throw in more curse words.  Hope you guys like it. Not...
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 15:17:00 GMT

The Origins of Wibbledish

In the early days of the 20th century, a peaceful countryside laboratory was in the middle of their latest breakthrough.  This breakthrough would later come to be known as dynamite, which would i...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 17:55:00 GMT

Yer off the fuckin chain!

So to put it simply, Hot Fuzz was without a doubt one of the most hilarious movies I've seen in recent memory.  The witty, quick dialouge, the outragoues & sometimes gruesome sight gags, &...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 08:34:00 GMT

A Fistful of Sinus medication

Part of being me,is putting up with pollen,or just allergies. My nose is runny,worse than a botched batch of soup.I feel so breathless. My throat is so sore,moreso than a sight for eyes,that's how sor...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 20:47:00 GMT

Let me explain

You say to just live.I say it's not that easy.Nothing is simple. You can't just live life,there's not enough time or space,for you to just live. Yeah I'm so emo.Yeah I'm such a pessimist,Yeah I'm a lo...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 20:38:00 GMT

Common Sentiment

We're all hypocrites.We omitt, we lie, we cheat.Cheap in our own way. We're on our way out.We say the truth hurts too much,so we lie instead. Lies hurt just as much,because when you find out they're l...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 08:20:00 GMT