Warning: Impending Haircut |
I'm getting a haircut in less than 2 hours. As a fundamentally vain creature, I want this new hairstyle to be perfect. It must also be spectacular.Picture, if you will, Morrissey's hair on the Bona Dr...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 13:13:00 GMT |
Lost & Found |
So I reactivated my long-dormant NYU email account and was rummaging through old messages, sloughing off megabytes of spam, when I came across a few poems I had written way back in early 2001. I am qu...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 16:55:00 GMT |
SPRUNG |
The crocuses are blooming. Baby ducklings are hatching. Someone cranked my libido up to eleven. Yep, it's spring.
Posted by on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 14:25:00 GMT |
The Dubious Wisdom of Yul Brynner |
I am seriously considering shaving my hair off. Should I do it? Please note that your opinion may or may not matter.
Posted by on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 14:14:00 GMT |
I would never say it to your face. |
Drunk and bitter.
To all my friends who think it's cute to have a token gay buddy:
Fuck you. Bunch of disingenuous, patronizing assholes.
No, really: KILL YOURSELF AND FUCK THE BODY.
That ...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 20:49:00 GMT |
