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Devil in Disguise

I'm like Susie Homemaker.. Only with tattoos.

About Me


First of all, DON'T FUCKING SEND A FRIENDS REQUEST IF ALL YOU'RE LOOKING FOR IS A PIECE OF ASS! Because I will not, despite what you and your ego think, fuck you, let alone touch you.
Seriously, I'm getting sick of that.
Let's see... I have 4 tattoos. I'm planning on getting more, someday. I'm pretty damned shy, most of the time. It's rare for me to be outgoing and be the first to speak. I have nearly no apologies for who I am, if you don't like me, that's your problem. I can be very sarcastic, it's a bad habit that I can't break. I never know what to talk about until I know someone somewhat well. More often than not I've been told I'm a sweetheart and the nicest person, and I've even been told I'm a bitch... I guess it all depends on how you treat me. I'm also very, very, very protective and I try to take care of the people I'm close to - once you're my friend then I'm very loyal to the end. I'm impatient (most of the time, for most things) and I get bored easily (again, most of the time, for most things). I'm used to getting what I want, eventually, but only because I work my ass off for everything I have. I love notes and emails, stuff like that (so if you're bored then email me). If you're one of those white power nazi types, then please don't add me.. my beliefs don't exactly coincide with yours.
Oh, and one more thing. I'm a complete nerd, dork, whatever you want to call me. Ask my friends. I even snort when I laugh really hard. How's that for proof?
There really isn't much to know about me, that I can think of anyway.. If you want to know something that isn't in here, then it's pretty easy to find out. Just ask. .. xxluciousxlisaxx.

How to make a Lisa
Ingredients:
5 parts competetiveness
3 parts brilliance
5 parts instinct
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of curiosity
Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

My Interests

Poetry, reading, art, music, bowling, pool, shows, parties, dancing, movies, tattoos, vintage cars, [1950 Cadillac Coupe Deville and 1958 Ford Fairlane are my favorites], piercings, making clothes/purses, making jewelry, friends, cooking, nature, vintage clothing, Bettie Page, writing, religion, history, late night drives, staying up til 5 AM with my friends, thrift store shopping, decorating, planning, travelling, Elvis, learning new things, pin-up girls, my family, halloween, car shows, the 40's and 50's, Ireland, Norway, Vikings, horror, comedy, drama, gangster movies, St. Patricks Day

I'd like to meet:

Someone with: The ability to read, intelligence, similar interests, good taste in music, a sense of humor, ambition, kindness, an open mind, talent, a love for life, a knowledge of what a toothbrush, soap, and deoderant is.
Who I don't want to meet: Someone who has their head shoved so far up thier ass that they'll never see the light of day. Anyone who's looking to hook up (Sorry.. that's NOT what I'm here for).

Music:

Punk, ska, rock, emo, psychobilly, rockabilly, even a bit of hip hop.
BANDS (In no particular order, well, cept Elvis): ELVIS, Tiger Army, Social Distortion, Bare Knuckle, Legendary Shack Shakers, Thrice, Thursday, Coheed and Cambria, Nekromantix, Horrorpops, Reverand Horton Heat, Save Ferris, Taking Back Sunday, Yellowcard, Johnny Cash, Patsy Cline, From Autumn to Ashes, Rancid, Operation Ivy, Stretch Armstrong, AFI, Avenged Sevenfold, Brand New, The Misfits, Dead Kennedys, Vendetta Red, Los Gatos Locos, Guana Batz, The Ramones, Poison the Well, Reel Big Fish, Snot, Lunachicks, New Found Glory, Mest, Blink 182, The Ataris, Stray Cats, Sugarcult, Mad Caddies, The Vandals, Goldfinger, Osker, Homegrown, Flogging Molly, Soulfly, Coldplay, Dashboard Confessional, Millencolin, Bouncing Souls, The Clash, Descendants, Primus, Selby Tigers, Static X, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Lit, System of a Down, Deftones, Less Than Jake, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, The Used, The Slackers, Catch 22, Hot Rod Circuit, Jimmy Eat World, Black Eyed Peas, Jurassic 5, Led Zeppelin, The Doors, Pink Floyd... many others too but I can never remember it all.

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Wizard of Oz, Pricilla - Queen of the Desert, Pulp Fiction and a few other movies. This list actually changes daily, but I always love gangster movies with guns and blood.

Television:

CSI is probably the only thing I actually try to watch regularly. Other than that, TV is a damned waste of time.

Books:

I don't really have any favorites.. I loved the Bell Jar, and I like some of Nora Roberts novels too.

Heroes:

My mom, plain and simple. She raised my brother and I pretty well despite everything.

My Blog

I'm going to be a mom!!!

I found out on Wednesday, I finally got to go to the doctor today.. I'm 5 weeks supposedly. My kid looks like a bean! I'm going for another ultrasound on the 23rd, hopefully my kid won't look so bean-...
Posted by Devil in Disguise on Wed, 09 May 2007 06:18:00 PST

Really shitty day!

I hate taxes.I hate men. I'm seriously debating just never dating anyone ever again. It's not worth the crap I get. I also hate the fucking picture the agency took of me. I look like a retard!...
Posted by Devil in Disguise on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 04:48:00 PST

Almost forgot..

My birthday was swell, thanks to everyone who showed. I know only half of you did come, but at least all of you (except for one person who shall remain nameless. All I have to say is why do you wonder...
Posted by Devil in Disguise on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 08:05:00 PST

Resolutions (Hooray)

Yah, that's right. I actually made resolutions. Now if I stick with them, that'll be a different story. Here goes... 1. I'm going to eat healthier. As in no more crap when I'm sitting at my desk, more...
Posted by Devil in Disguise on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 07:56:00 PST

For my birthday...

This is what's happening.My birthday is on December 31st, however most of you suckers won't hang out with me on the actual day because I'm not cool enough. So, the 30th I plan on going to this place c...
Posted by Devil in Disguise on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 06:34:00 PST

VEGAS!

I finally made it to Vegas, at the rate I was going I thought I'd never go. It went incredibly well. We were going to leave at 5 AM, but we couldn't sleep so we ended up leaving around 2, got there at...
Posted by Devil in Disguise on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 06:22:00 PST

And the saga continues..

Right now I'm at Stephanies, so this is going to be short and sweet. The apartment is better than anything I've ever dreamed. I'm not even kidding. I adore it to no end! I know it's only a few days in...
Posted by Devil in Disguise on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 01:45:00 PST

Oh goodness..

10 more days, and I'm going to be in my apartment. Holy crap. I'm kind of freaking out, I can't stand the wait! I want to be there NOW. Anyone want to help me move? It'll be bright and early on the 2...
Posted by Devil in Disguise on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 08:43:00 PST

What the hell is wrong with people?

I know that people generally don't like wal-mart or anything (hell, even I don't, but it's a way to pay the bills), but what would posess someone to burn one down, and then try to burn down 2 others? ...
Posted by Devil in Disguise on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 12:30:00 PST

Why do I feel like such a loser?

I decided on a whim to check out the homepage of my highschool. It was sort of depressing, and I didn't find any old friends or anything either so basically, it was pointless. In any case, everyone ha...
Posted by Devil in Disguise on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 01:05:00 PST