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You are Superman Superman 85% Spider-Man 70% Supergirl 67% Batman 60% Hulk 60% Green Lantern 55% The Flash 55% Robin 54% Iron Man 40% Wonder Woman 37% Catwoman 25% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
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My Interests

.. width="425" height="350" .. Me in a nutshell? thats a tough question! Im a very simple guy...I've been told its good to be simple but so far most people read that as boring. I'm a proud single parent with a good job that I love. Unfortunatly between my kids and my work...that doesnt leave me much time to get out. So for now my social life and love life are on hold. Its not that i'm happy being single...I've just come to realize that there aren't a lot of women my age interested in staying home watching movies most nights. Not to mention it's a little tough to meet people when you rarely leave the house.When i do get out I LOVE to do karaoke! I usually hit breaktime on wednesday or thursday when i dont have my kids. I used to play poker all the time but not so much anymore. I'm still always up for a game and have all my gear set up and ready to go if anyone wants to play!

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Music:

Just about anything thats not TOO hard core. Sucker for love songs or country songs that SHOULD NOT BE country songs. My ALL TIME favorite song is Kiss The Girl from the Little Mermaid.

Movies:

You name it! Faves would have to be Ferris Beuller's Day Off, Weird Science, Notting Hill, Love Actually, Joe Dirt, Run Ronnie Run, Super Troopers, Grandma's Boy, The Notebook, Star Wars (only the originals), All the Xmen movies, Superman I II and Returns, Team America and Meet the Feebles!

Television:

American Idol, House, The Sopranos, Studio 60, Heros, any Law and Order, Family Guy, the Girls Next Door, last but not least...SMALLVILLE BABY!!! Gotta love it...a soap opera for men!

Books:

I don't read much more than police beat and the program guide on my tivo
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Heroes:

Lex Luthor...long story...Most people know the whole Superman/Lex Luther thing. And most people see Superman as the hero. I see Lex as the hero. Superman was born with all these amazing powers...didn't have to do anything to get them. Then we have Lex, just a normal guy, who with nothing more than the power of his own mind, takes on someone who is larger, stronger, faster....Lex uses the talents he worked for, to take on the most "super" man of all time. So Lex Luthor is my hero...not because I want to be evil. But because someday I want to fight against incredible odds...and win...because of who I made myself.It's the Lex Luthor in me that lets me walk up to any "superman, " smile....and walk away. So bring it on tough guys. I may not be as strong, I may not be as fast, but I'll always be one step ahead...

My Blog

R.I.P. My 97 Riviera

As many of you know, my long time companion has left me.  My 97 Buick Riviera is no more.  She and I had been through A LOT together.  Work, Play, having beer bottles and purses thrown ...
Posted by Mateo: Proud Underdog on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 04:26:00 PST

Hard song to hear...so I'm gonna listen.

For those of you who know me well, music is very special to me.  Some of you might even remember back to my "dedicating songs on lite rock 99" phase.  I use music to express the things I can...
Posted by Mateo: Proud Underdog on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 10:44:00 PST

To beard or not to beard...

        Ok, so the response to me growing my hair out was heard loud and clear...Don't do it!Yet I've gotten like 15 messages requesting the return of the beard.  So...
Posted by Mateo: Proud Underdog on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 03:13:00 PST

I'm such a nerd but I LOVE it.

Ok, I know this is so dorky but I don't care.  I was inspired by this weeks episode of Smallville.  Inspired to change my persona from Lex to Clark.  I'm even thinking of letting my hai...
Posted by Mateo: Proud Underdog on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 02:13:00 PST

Grandpa Lance strikes again....weird

After the last email, my ex and I talked and calmly decided that communication between Lance and I was not needed and I agreed.  Stephanie and I  discussed being as respectful and nice as po...
Posted by Mateo: Proud Underdog on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:07:00 PST

To funny and creepy not to share!

Ha ha...wow! I just had to share this.  I haven't gotten a letter like this since the 8th grade!   Anyone who knows me or my ex will get a good laugh.   Below is an email grandpa L...
Posted by Mateo: Proud Underdog on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 11:30:00 PST

For love or money...

Life has been a lot of work lately.  Taking care of yourself can wear you out.  So I think I have a plan.  I'm gonna find me a rich older woman and hurry and make her marry me so she ca...
Posted by Mateo: Proud Underdog on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 01:34:00 PST

Debbie's B-Day in the Lou!

We had a blast in St. Louis last night celebrating Debbie's birthday!   Dave and Debbie, Joe and Sam, and Tara and I started at the boat where I was way up playing poker....but of course los...
Posted by Mateo: Proud Underdog on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 02:05:00 PST

Matt's Movie review: Snakes on a Plane

Ok, so now that the holiday rush is over...being single and not getting my kids as much,  I seem to have a lot of extra time on my hands.   So far I have used that time watching movies. ...
Posted by Mateo: Proud Underdog on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 09:43:00 PST

HELL!

I met my new personal trainer today as a part of my new years resolution jump start.I am convinced she is the devil.That is allMateo
Posted by Mateo: Proud Underdog on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 01:38:00 PST