obie$$trice profile picture

obie$$trice

In the beginning, the Lord created chocolate, and He saw that it was good. Then He separated the lig

About Me

I'm OB. If you don't know me, you should.

Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - H.S. TrumanWhy is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.A penny saved is ridiculous.The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.B R A V E S F O R L I F E

My Interests

♥♥♥

I'd like to meet: