5 Reasons NOT to be a Penis |
Five reasons not to be a penis . > 1. You're bald your whole life. > 2. You have a hole in your head. > 3. Your neighbors are nuts. > 4. The guy behind you is an ass hole and...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 03:56:00 GMT |
The Penis Wants a raise :-/ |
> THE PENIS WANTS A RAISE > I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following > reasons: > 1-------- I do physical labor. > 2. ------- I work at great depths. ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 03:55:00 GMT |
To Make a BABY |
...there are no dirty words in this!!! The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kis...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 03:50:00 GMT |
CornBread |
Oh Lord! I just found out that Cornbread is not in a shape of Bread as in a Loaf. its actually in a shape lof a cake... how is that possible???
I don't know whether I should feel disappointed o...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 17:02:00 GMT |
