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Lord Simon

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me


Hailz!
Militant Left Wing Metal Head Hippie Scum.

Stares at walls.

Meditates frequently (Soul Soother).

Facinated by sad irons.
Bangs around on the computer all day for monetary gain.

Bangs around on the computer all night for personal and community gain.

Can almost touch my nose with my toungue.

Expert shade grass and sunflower planter person...

My Interests

Aside from general rummaging and developing the perfect system for laundry reeducation, I tend to listen to random sounds emitted from speakers in my house. This seems to take up a good deal of my 'spare' time (Spare is a very general word. If you are doing nothing, then you are dead.) Meditation and strengthening my general resolve is also key to accomplishing my life's major goals. lol (Though my goals are prolly much different from yours). I collect sad irons and 7"'s. Basically anything made of metal or wood is good stuff to me. Anything made of both is even greater.

I do lots of computer stuffs

I play a lot of free open source RTSsS game called Savage. It's free. It's cool. It's great. Check it out at s2games.com

I'd like to meet:

All astute observers of the world.

Music:

Since everyone here tends to have these massive lists that i cant be bothered to read, I'll keep it simple. You can imagine the rest if you wish. Disfear, Destroyer 666, To Separate the Flesh From the Bones, Sleep, Fintroll, SYL/DTB, Rotten Sound, Overkill, Exhumed yadda yadda yadda. Pretty much any of the genres that these bands fall into are excellent. Am I missing any haha. I'm sure your favorite band sounds a bit like one of these.

Movies:

I emit apathy towards movies. Has anything good been made since 1985? I have a fear of blockbuster and movie theaters, so tend not to watch any.

Television:

If I owned a tv station, it would show Judge Judy, The Simpsons and Married...With Children all the time. Maybe chuck in a metal vid or two between shows...who knows.

Books:

Non fiction and computer crap mostly. Most fiction blows, so I just make it up if I feel the need for entertainment.

Heroes:

Ron Kuby. The man is 'a great american'.