The cosmos was formed specifically to host the manifistation of the super group known at The FOOT.As time eroded away like a soft serve cone in the Arizona sun, many were left puzzled as to the whereabouts of the chosen band as depicted in cave scrawlings and pyramid etchings.Some forgot...BUT a man named Meriam Webster, who wrote The great book of Goobalion (later renamed the Dictionary) alphabetically foretold of The FOOT's coming in the chapter titled "F".
As the Goobalion was passed down from generation to generation, people had a feeling to live vicariously through the legend and sought out it's personafication.Nay, said the Gods! NAY on to these who took of The FOOT's identity!These pretenders were sent naked to the summit of the highest hill with a cardboard sandwhich attatched to them saying "The FOOT forgives me." The pretenders were then ordered to do a nude crabwalk in circles until 3 days had passed. This is practiced in some countries to this day.
NAY turned to YAY as The FOOTlings were hatched. 1980 onward were the members proclaimed at birth.
Erik of the House of Hommen
Secure thine Bass with steadfast intentions
David from the Clock of Corbin
Minutes and Hours of Guitar glorioussness
Alex from the Dock of Dichter
Swimeth the Sea of musical bliss
Shaun the Beastmaster of Umberger
Conquer those beasts with a blast from thee.
