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TJ

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About Me

i'm tj. i'm an average guy. i live in an average apartment. i drive an average car. i like dogs and punk rock. i wish i was down the shore all the time.

i'm in a band. we're a good time. peep it:
http://www.myspace.com/ritter

My Interests

music, my dog, playing drums, traveling, movies, stand up comedy, rational thought, older women, younger girls, music, being right all the time, working out, hockey, the flyers, rugby, soccer, march madness, having a clean house, hiking, camping and anything outdoorsy, science, math, music, the discovery channel and other nerdy things, cooking, music, bar-b-q's, wiffleball, dirty jokes and other inappropriate commentary, the tax code, mating, bringin it in all of its forms, chess is cool sometimes, aggressive music, sitting around with my friends and making fun of stuff, chocolate, and the occasional fist fight....just kidding?

I'd like to meet:

dave grohl, myself 20 years ago, myself in 20 years, a ninja.

Music:

hardcore, punk rock, classic rock...i'll try anything with a good beat.

Movies:

jaws. movies these days just aint what they used to be.

Television:

i can honestly say that i don't really watch that much tv anymore. but when i do, i usually comb the channel spectrum for law & order, csi, seinfeld, entourage, south park, family guy, or whatever is on the discovery channel.

Books:

i haven't read many books in my life. i think the trouble has been that i don't like to read things that i have to read and i haven't had the time to read things i might enjoy. i am currently in the process of changing that.

Heroes:

my dad, he's a brilliant man and i hope i can grow up to be like him.

My Blog

unique vocabulary...

i stole most of this from my brother but i thought it was hilarious and i wanted to add some stuff to it: Newtown Square Lingo (this is the part i stole) For anyone who comes new to "The Sq...
Posted by TJ on Fri, 16 May 2008 10:01:00 PST

oh i love today...let me count the ways:

1. how i have to drive in the worst traffic of all time to and from a client in north philadelphia all week directly into the blazing sun in both directions on 276 and hit dead-stopped traffic on ever...
Posted by TJ on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 06:46:00 PST

random rambling

Did you ever play that game as a kid called "whisper down the lane?"  It goes by many names, but its that game where a bunch of people stand in a line and the first person whi...
Posted by TJ on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 01:55:00 PST

haha i like this and probably couldn't say it any better myself

"Admit it!Despite your pseudo-bohemian appearance And vaguely leftist doctrine of beliefs You know nothing about art or sex That you couldn't read in any trendy New York underground fashion magazine P...
Posted by TJ on Mon, 28 May 2007 12:04:00 PST

i was "tagged" by holly

ok, so my friend holly has "tagged" me in her little blog demanding that i cite 7 weird things about myself.  the only trouble here will be keeping it down to 7 because i'm pretty weird.&nbs...
Posted by TJ on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 08:29:00 PST

driving music...

I'm leaving for Florida on Saturday, April 7th, and I need to stock up on some new music before I leave.  I'm trying to make the 15 hour drive by myself a little more bearable.  Any sug...
Posted by TJ on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 06:31:00 PST

beard season 2007 comes to a close

yes, sadly, with march 1st, 2007 upon us, the 2006-2007 beard season has officially ended.  tomorrow morning my face will be as smooth as a baby's bottom once again.  in the wake this s...
Posted by TJ on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 03:22:00 PST

Merry fucking Christmas

I want to have 3 bosses that all give me work I don't know how to do, with impossible deadlines, and then have each one of them think they are the only one who gives me work so I can get harassed all ...
Posted by TJ on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 09:26:00 PST

Reading, thinking, realizing, recognizing

Moving sucks.  Yesterday, I moved shit from 9am to 9pm all while being super hungover from a night of black out drinking the night before.  When I was finished, I realized tha...
Posted by TJ on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 07:15:00 PST

no one has 32092398 friends in real life

yeah so if i don't talk to you or i don't know you in real life you got deleted off my friends list.  don't take it personally, i'm not that cool anyway.  i also deleted most of the bands on...
Posted by TJ on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 05:48:00 PST