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Fletch

About Me


I want to go back to Believing in everything and knowing nothing at all
What matters is we persue our dreams,
whether we succeed or fail, what matters is we try.


Your Birthdate: July 7
You are an island. You don't need anyone else to make you happy.
And though you see yourself as a loner, people are drawn to you.
Deep and sensitive, you tend to impress others with your insights.
You also tend to be psychic - so listen to that inner voice!
Your strength: Your self sufficiency
Your weakness: You despise authority
Your power color: Maroon
Your power symbol: Hammer
Your power month: July What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
Never apologise for what you want or how you feel. Fx
Fear not the flame of my love's candle,
let it be the sun in your world of darkness.

How to make a Fletch
Ingredients:
1 part mercy
3 parts silliness
3 parts empathy
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Top it off with a sprinkle of wisdom and enjoy!
Username:
"No pestilence had ever been so fatal, or so hideous. Blood was its Avatar and its seal--the redness and the horror of blood."

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Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '99.
Wear Sunscreen.
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it.
The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience.
I will dispense this advice now.
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth;
oh nevermind; you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.
But trust me, in 20 years you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked.
You are not as fat as you imagine.
Dont worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum.
The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind;
the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.
Do one thing everyday that scares you.
Sing.
Don't be reckless with other peoples hearts,
don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.
Floss.
Don't waste your time on jealousy;
sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind,
the race is long, and in the end, it's only with yourself.
Remember compliments you receive, forget the insults;
if you succeed in doing this, tell me how.
Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.
Stretch.
Dont feel guilty if you dont know what you want to do with your life,
the most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives,
some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don't.
Get plenty of calcium.
Be kind to your knees, you'll miss them when they're gone.
Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't,
maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't,
maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary.
Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either,
your choices are half chance, so are everybody elses.
Enjoy your body,
use it every way you can,
don't be afraid of it, or what other people think of it,
it's the greatest instrument you'll ever own.
Dance even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.
Read the directions, even if you don't follow them.
Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.
Get to know your parents, you never know when they'll be gone for good.
Be nice to your siblings;
they are the best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.
Understand that friends come and go, but for the precious few you should hold on.
Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle because the older you get,
the more you need the people you knew when you were young.
Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard;
live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.
Travel.
Accept certain inalienable truths,
prices will rise,
politicians will philander,
you too will get old, and when you do you'll fantasize that when you were young;
prices were reasonable,
politicians were noble
and children respected their elders.
Respect your elders.
Don't expect anyone else to support you.
Maybe you have a trust fund,
maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse;
but you never know when either one might run out.
Don't mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will look 85.
Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it.
Advice is a form of nostalgia,
dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off,
painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth.
But trust me on the sunscreen.

My Interests

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My Blog

Crime

  Why do people commit crime? I don't care about those of you (and probably me) who take the occasional drug, break the occasional speed limit or shag the occasional goat, it's those people...Id...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 10:00:00 GMT

Giant Pepper Mills

What the fuck is the deal with that git in restaurants who comes round with that giant pepper mill? Why can't they just put a regular sized one on the table so we can serve ourselves?!   Would M...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 11:24:00 GMT

Finland wins Eurovision!

    Would you believe it? Finland have won the Eurovision song contest with an outstanding performance by Lordi singing Hard Rock Hallelujah!   I really wouldn't have thought these guys...
Posted by on Sat, 20 May 2006 15:45:00 GMT