Some of my favorite quotes..."So i'm naked, sitting on a bean bag chair, eating cheetos..." -Ron White
"Where is my fucking flavor packet?!" -Halley"To alcohol, the cause and solution to all your problems" -Stephanie"Necrophilia...Crack open a cold one!" -RandomI asked which way to turn when I was driving and this was the answer I got from Allison, "Cookie?!" -Allison"Life is just a memmory" -Harry Nilson"Calm down! Just let me play with them!" -Jamie refering to Allison's boobs"I believe that when life give you lemons you should make lemonade. And then you should find someone who's life gave them vodka and have a party" ~Ron White"Be kind to everyone for everyone has a burden they carry" -My Dad told me that one but he quoted it from someone else who I don't remember"Is that shirt felt?....Would you like it to be? -Me quoting some pick up line off a website"Because you're a whore!" -Peter's answer to everything I was saying"She said I was graceful!" -Me
"Obviously she doesn't know you very well" -Peter"The truth?! You can't handle the truth!" -Xander (laughing rediculously at that line stumbling drunk down the streets of Pullman)"Shane your car is a peice of shit" -Willy
"Yeah I need to wash it..." -Shane"It's not premartial sex if you're not getting married." -Robin WilliamsI told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you.""
- Rodney Dangerfield"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
- Rodney Dangerfield
I'd like to meet:
Don't kid yourself
and don't fool yourself
this love's too good last
and I'm too old to dream, yeahdon't grow up too fast
and don't embrace the past
this life's too good to last
and I'm too young to caredon't kid yourself
and don't fool yourself
this life could be the last
and we're too young to see
-Muse Black Out
Music:
Music I'm into at the moment
- Harry Nilsson
- The Killers
- Coldplay
- The Strokes
- She wants revenge
- The Black Keys
- Radiohead
- Muse
- The Editors
- Tech9ne
- Greenday
- Weezer
- Led Zepplin
- Modest Mouse
- Eminem
- The Shins
- Franz Ferdinand
- Bob Marely
- Oasis
- Sublime
- Abstract Rude
- Nine Inch Nails
- Nirvana
- Blink 182
- The Postal Service
- The Beatles
- Journey
- The Doors
- 80's music
- Elliot Smith
- The Presidents
- Yeah Yeah Yeahs
- Wolf Mother
- Red Hot Chili Peppers
- Snow Patrol
- Death Cab For Cutie
- No Doubt
- Johnathan Richman
- Pink floyd
- Devo
- Simon and Garfunkle
- John Lennon
- Rock Kills Kid
- System of a Down
- Jack Johnson
- Bowling for Soup
- Something Corporate
- Tom Waits
- The White Stripes
- A Chance Without
- Fiona Apple
- U2
- Keane
- The Stills
- Ugly Casanova
- Techno
- Show tunes
Movies:
Movies I like
- The Amityville Horror
- Mean Girls
- Forest Gump
- Crash
- Scream
- The Island
- The Princess Bride
- Saw
- Half Baked
- Wet Hot American Summer
- Animal House
- Blow
- Party Monster
- Zoolander
- The Three Amigos
- Out Cold
- Anchorman
- Bruce Almighty
- Saving Silverman
- Office Space
- The Land Before Time
- Madagascar
- Legends of the Fall
- You've Got Mail
- The Wizard of Oz
- Disney Movies
- Titanic
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Books:
I can't read...damn.
