Embiggens the smallest man. |
When I was a kid we never saw the doctor. Unless you needed something sewed back on or you broke something valuable. Like your face(which I totally did once, ask Shortie fuckin' blood everywhere). Any...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Apr 2009 11:38:00 GMT |
A teaser. |
I can't really get into all the madness of the past two months right now but I'll give you all an excerpt.
Yeah so.. this one time. My friend Kev and I were walking down the mean streets of Gao shung...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Dec 2008 00:45:00 GMT |
Breakin since 84 |
Fuuuuck. I'm breakin' out. All stressed like a mutha fucka. This shit is disgusting. I'm not a fucking teenager anymore. I'm a grown ass man. Fuckin' hormones. Blargh.
Okay, but really this shit isn'...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 11:22:00 GMT |
Al Jolson Gotta go hear it! |
Let me just start off by saying, "I love the Filipino disco."
Now more to the point. Today a couple friends of mine came down to visit from Taipei. They arrived early this afternoon, and we did what f...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 01:41:00 GMT |
Fantastic Voyage |
So I've been having some thoughts. Ever since the other day when my South African Brazilian jiu jitsu cage fighting bodyguard let slip a friend of his was selling something. The greatest of all things...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 17:08:00 GMT |
Isreal Bissel |
An idea I've had in my mind for many years now is to become a fantastic story teller. Damn if I tell fiction or fantasy, but a true life biography. Lately I've been feeling like my life is something o...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 21:01:00 GMT |
Armed and dangerous.. ain’t to many to bang wit us. |
Soooooooo.
I just want everyone to know that I have finally found my city. I've been in Xin Jhu for about six months now, and I'm more certain than ever.
I just wish I had the patience or the ca...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 08:06:00 GMT |
I wanted a 13 but they drew a 31 |
Anyway, I had to share. Upon my triumphant victory over the oppressors at the Facist State of Stanford I celebrated through the age old ritual of self mutilation.
I got a new tattoo.
I ...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 22:37:00 GMT |
Wabbit season! Duck season! Wabbit.... |
Today was finally the day my boss caved in. I was fired at 9:22 am. I am wicked stoked. We sort of have this ongoing battle for about a month or so. Was I going to quit? Were they going to fire me?
I...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 19:08:00 GMT |
Sub-Marine |
So this one time I lived in Taiwan.
I'm out at a bar with some friends, and an ABC tries to pick a fight with me. Turns out he's a former US marine. He quickly realized that starting a fight w...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 13:21:00 GMT |
