Fat Wife |
Wife gittin real fat and aint a day go by wheres I dont think about her death. Like to kill her outside in da woods but she aint ever leave da sofa chair. She so fuckin fat and lazy we even had t...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 12:44:00 GMT |
Skeeter Naked |
Found Skeeter right outside my mobile home this mornin. He layin on da ground naked curled up in a ball and looked to be tryin to suck his own dick. Skeeter had a boner and his mouth was open wider th...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 15:42:00 GMT |
Wese... |
back. Skeeter was right fer once and wese got taken by aliens in der flyin saucer. Fed us thru tubes, gave us planet tours, and wanted alot of sex.
Dem aliens had a hole in der backside and would ben...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 12:06:00 GMT |
Flyin saucer in da woods |
So Skeeter tells me he seen a flyin saucer land in da woods whiles he was fishin. I knows Skeeter got dat new moonshine from Lefty McGins shack up der on Black Rock Hill and been drinkin it ...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 13:37:00 GMT |
Da Mouth of Skeeter |
Me and Skeeter went a huntin in da woods and didnt kill nottin. Wese behind a log waitin for deer and Skeeters breath stank. Couldn't take it no more so I tell Skeeter "Skeeter your bre...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 17:14:00 GMT |
Skeeter and me went a huntin... |
this here weekend and spotted some der city boyz who were canoein in da river. Skeeter like him a piece a male ass once in a while and wanted to rape dem fellers at gunpoint. I said "Play it cool...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 12:12:00 GMT |
My wife said today |
"You turnon women, makin straight men gay, and gay men gayer."
I said "Fuck you."
Den she dropped dem panties on da floor. Smilin.
I spun her around, lifted up her der double extra large Tommys ...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 09:22:00 GMT |
Removin turds from the yard |
Bunch a animal turds out in front of da mobile home this mornin. Thought is was dem damn kids shittin all over the place. But it was some big ole shit lookin like from a black bear or sometin. Hopin S...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 19:32:00 GMT |
