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I am here for Networking

About Me

i am a hamster. many people would think twice about owning a pet that feels the need to process waste twice... (yes i eat my own poop...when it comes to nutrients my fellow rodent bretheren say, waste not want not)..if that makes you not want to be my friend...so be it. at least i'm honest about it. but if you do want to be my friend...stop by my bitching pad. i don't bite.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

humans and other girl hamsters. i can have babies every 18 days...and i'm not on the pill, so boy hamsters need not apply. ...well if i did have babies i'd most likely eat them...and i've never eaten baby before...so if you are a boy hamster and want to kick it...that's cool too--but i'm no slut, i'm aspiring to be a flooze... to my knowledge, there are no rodents in the flooze posse.

My Blog

"either way you rock my world"

maybe it would interest you to know it is unsure if i'm a female or male hamster anymore..... amy's looked at many hamster anatomies online... i know, i fear for my safety every night too.... anywa...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Apr 2005 05:53:00 GMT

hamstars

amy and i have just watched hours and hours of the ashlee simpson show.... she got her popstar boyfriend ryan a hamster.... from petco. and the dumb bitches couldn't master putting a habitral sp...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Mar 2005 00:59:00 GMT

if i can...

if i can run an average of 8 miles a night in my wheel.... why can't amy write 5 to 10 pages a day/night?
Posted by on Thu, 24 Mar 2005 19:08:00 GMT

purple wheel!

i am running on my wheel right now. i'm gonna get "there" i just forget where there is.
Posted by on Wed, 09 Mar 2005 20:45:00 GMT