Vitches of Inkland!
Gut day to you.
I am Miss Eva Ernst, The Grand High Vitch. I am ze leader of all vitches on Planet Earth.
I am being vithout mercy, and I travel around the vorld summoning all ze vitches of vhatever country I am in, giving congratulations or punishments according to the vitches' success in our ultimate mission: destroying children.
My formula 86 ist vun of my most greatest creations so far.
It is turning your stinking children into ze mice!
Vitches vork only vith magic, ve do not get caught.