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the hd of team flip cup

your shoes arent very alternative

About Me

i am one singularly boring and untalented person. i have absolutely no life and almost as few friends. i am seriously uncool. i have the personality of a sno-cone and im about as interesting as one. im not very smart either. i spend a lot of time in my room staring at the wall. if you dont like me, i dont blame you, because im pretty fucking annoying. if you dont know me, im sorry you wasted your time reading this.

My Interests

anything that requires minimal thought and /or effort. and flip cup.

I'd like to meet:

the entity that has made the gardens/juno/jupiter police the assholes they are today. call me. we have some talking to do.

Music:

anything disney soundtrack related, david byrne, talking heads, the flaming lips, the shins, the kinks, the coral, the libertines, beck, zwan, joe jackson, poncho sanchez, los lobos, rhcp, kronos quartet, a perfect cicle, dave matthews band, jimi hendrix, bob marley, ruben blades, carlos santana, outkast

Movies:

!!THE LION KING!!, beauty and the beast, the jungle book, lilo and stitch, the notebook, heartbreakers, underworld, anchorman, the history of trunks, the conformist, el crimen del padre amaro, la mala educacion, amores perros, hable con ella, the godfather, double indemnity, the maltese falcon, north by northwest, marnie, family affair, the man who knew too much, american beauty, requiem for a dream, spun, dirty pretty things.

Television:

sesame street, batman forever, the simpsons, family guy, snl, e true hollywood story, all those random ass shows e makes and i waste my life watching, the chapelle show, latin kings of comedy or anything with john leguizamo, mxc and those history channel progams about random things like nazi occultism and civil war boats.

Books:

the autobiography of malcolm x, midaq alley, the quiet american, memoria de mis putas tristes, don quixote

Heroes:

anyone as unlike me as possible. maybe alex trebek.

My Blog

I SPENT AN HOUR KILLING ANTS WITH MY SHOE TODAY DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL

      they were some quick little motherfuckers. but i prevailed. i should have used dune to kill them instead of my rainbows. next time......
Posted by the hd of team flip cup on Tue, 23 May 2006 05:03:00 PST

I HAVE KILLED 5 ANTS IN THE PAST 2 MINUTES. THIS IS FUCKING INSANE.

i am smooshing the little motherfuckers into the rug. that should show them. MY CONCLUSIONS ON LIFE: fuck ants. fuck my english paper. fuck florida. fuck this. and by this i mean THIS....
Posted by the hd of team flip cup on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 11:34:00 PST

IF ANOTHER BIRD SHITS ON MY CAR I WILL KILL SOMEONE

FUCK THE TREE I PARK UNDER TOO
Posted by the hd of team flip cup on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 05:21:00 PST

I FUCKING HATE ANTS

      i swear the little motherfuckers are everywhere.they crawl all over my computer screen.they attempt to eat/defile/kill herman.they have almost gotten me into car accidents mutiple...
Posted by the hd of team flip cup on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 09:31:00 PST