Jay

I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st St, on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman, I am 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet and a rigorous workout routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I’ll put on an ice pack while I’m doing my stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I finish the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protection lotion.%D%AThere is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory. And although I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are comparable…..I simply am not there