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Age:Deuce - Deuce
Name:ALMOST but NEVER
Status: Single
Location:Ontaaarrio, California
Ethnicity:White Dude
Orientation:Very Straight
Occupation: Professional Wrestler

" Does Anybody Know Where The Fuck They Are Going?"

What is up people, I'm Josh. You might have met me before, you might have not. I honestly can care less....but shit, since you are pulling my leg I might as fill you in on a couple things about me. To start off, I'm 22 years old I've lived in the great city of Ontario [ Shifty Eyes ] for my entire life. For the geographically challenged...Ontario, California [ Not Canada Bitch! ]. After many adventures or as most would say [ Retarded Acts of Youth ], I have come to realize that my city is simply....Boring. Yes, that's right...I said it. Away from the played out shopping malls and weener infested house parties, I find myself working most of the time, which is a drag. I see myself enjoying sports [ baseball ] , I can't seem to drag my lazy ass away from the ps2 when I'm bumming it. I enjoy bowling, poker, pool...all of the [ old man ] games haha. I can't really examine myself too well or I'd be pretty biased, but I see myself as an easy person to get along with. I have my quirks, I can be very opinionated and tend to let my gift of making fun of stupid people get out of hand at times. haha. I'm very open minded and try and understand things that most people can't relate to. Anyway, I'm always down to making new friends, laughing and just having a good time in general. I guess thats it...?



I like all kinds of music, but spare me the classic and "cut my wrists and black my eyes" bullshit. You can more than often hear me listening to Jack Johnson, Bob Marley, Dilated Peoples, Incubus, The Roots, Death Cab For Cutie, Wu Tang Clan, Method Man, The Game, Talib Kweli, Common, Mos Def, Kanye West, Dashboard Confessional, Radiohead, Modest Mouse, Franz Ferdinand, Interpol, Saosin, Circa Survive, John Legend, 30 Seconds to Mars, Bad Company, Steve Miller Band, Chicago, Grand Funk Railroad, Johhny Cash, Bob Dylan, Al Green, Marvin Gaye, The Killers, The Strokes, Gym Class Heroes, Atmosphere, Hieroglyphics, Plain White T's, Blink 182, Boxcar Racer, The Distillers, The Transplants, Misfits, The Exploited, Ben Harper, John Mayer, Counting Crows, NERD, Coldplay, The Postal Service, Everclear, Pete Yorn, Foo Fighters, Muse, Oasis, Relient K, The Eagles, The Mars Volta, Switchfoot, Taking Back Sunday, Eve 6, Goo Goo Dolls, Ludacris, The Game, Black Eyed Peas, Clipse, Birdman, B I G , No...not a Tupac lackey. Sorry! A shit load more though...but my mind is drawing a blank.

I enjoy Driving Corbettes and Bipers while drinking Bodka. haha. Talking like Tony Montana from Scarface. I enjoy attempting to dance like a black man. Anything Music related is a passion of mine. Sports of several different variety, Playstation is the greatest invention known to man. Eating food is always fun, especially when it's In-N-Out mMmM. I like to say random things, and attempt to make people laugh without trying [make sense?]. I like to point at stupid people and laugh. I like to help out people in need of a friend. I like to drink a beer every once and a while, but found myself to be a bigger fan of cocktails. I like to laugh at rednecks who like NASCAR [jk]. I like to shake my head at my best friend who thinks he's a cowboy. Sometimes I get mistaken for Hulk Hogan [not quite]. haha. Didn't this qualify as "About Me"? [Sigh] Stupid MySpace.

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Writing in a spare 5 mins...Felt the vibe

Like the sunset at the beach, you relax me Your beauty is like the gleam on the palm trees Close your eyes, relax and you'll see The waves tumble onto the sand and the tide falls back Smell the oc...
Posted by ALMOSTbutNEVER© on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hrmm...Doodling on Paper. (Read Everybody)

I wrote this at work the other day while I was bored, and no this isnt about my ex. Brittney...Im glad your gone. Thanks for pulling the thorn from my side. If I could go back in time I would I...
Posted by ALMOSTbutNEVER© on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST