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I am a factory rat who loves beer, extreme loud music, boobs, and cheese. It really doesn't take much to make me happy, yet on a bad day it doesn't take much to make me pissed. It's not really my fault, fuck the individual person anyway, we are all idiots!



You Are 88% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

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People suck, I like gatherings!

If you don't monkey, it don't manor! What kind of Zombie are you?
You are a Return of the Living Dead Zombie. You were brought back from the grave by exposure to 245-Trioxin. You crave the heavenly taste of spicy brains to stop the pain of being dead. You are virtually indestructible, as even burning you up will create Zombie Rain and raise more zombies.
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Which Return of the Living Dead Character Are You???
You're Suicide!
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My Blog

Zombies in Plain English

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVnfyradCPY
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 17:00:00 GMT

monkey see monkey do

Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the ban...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 20:38:00 GMT

Survey answer from my friend Jarrod...

Who is the craziest drunk you know?Eric W, the guy will piss right next to guy throwing up and laugh about it   Dude, I totally remember that night.
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 00:40:00 GMT

Ants

The worst part about living in a college neighborhood is all the damn ants.  I am supposing that it it from all the damn beer cans in the trash.  Ant are horrible around here and now they ar...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 07:07:00 GMT

Porch Monkey 4 Life

It's alright, I'm taking it back!
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 19:53:00 GMT

Myth or truth?

I am doing a field study on the G spot.  I hear from all types of people that is doesn't exist, and yet I hear that it does.  I personally think I have been there from time to time...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 05:47:00 GMT

Hate

I hate television, radio, rap music, dancing, work, walking, running, people, dope, pills, plastic, paper, boxes, totes, glass, canned beer, mickey mouse, donnald duck, betty boop, OJ Simpson, Goerge ...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 05:01:00 GMT

Monkey Manor Olympics

A historic event that occurs every four yea...eer... days.  Its unique events insipre feelings of pride, accomplishment, intoxication, and a new respect for condiments. The famous grill torc...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 04:10:00 GMT

BAH!!!!!!!!

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Posted by on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 23:10:00 GMT

Hmmmmm

Alcohol and nudy bars are the glue thta hold relationships together.
Posted by on Tue, 16 May 2006 05:36:00 GMT