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Necroschwärze Ziege

About Me

WARNING: Before you proceed reading, you must acknowledge that Necroschwärze Ziege is SRS BIZNS!!1!666
If, for any reason, you thought the opposite, then may the grim and frostbitten horned goats sodomize you.
Necroschwärze Ziege was born on August 31st, 2007, after two maniacs met, one of them having convinced a priest to preach about promiscuity and profanity, while the other blasphemed and acted grimly and frostbittenly in the darkest corner of an abandoned canteen while plotting the world's end.
Not much else is known about this duo of necrotic insane musicians.
Sometime in mid-2008: Maniacal duo separates unofficially, releasing official statements months after for added kvlt cred/necro status.
Necroschwärze Ziege is offered to participate in a black metal festival featuring trve Norsk Arysk Blakk Christraping Fucking Metal! But Necroscum declines citing the reason as not being trve enough because Entombed (DEATH [not black] METAL) was playing.
Forgets to mention he also declined due to needing an actual band to play live.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 06/10/2007
Band Website: Sites are for posers who crave attention.
Band Members: Necroscum : Chainsaw guitars, pounding bass, blast beats, necrocreepy keyboards, unholy winds, guttural roars, grunts, screams, croaks, and other profane noises from Hel itself.
In other words: everything.

Former members/session musicians:
ScarePriest: Vox, lyrics.

Influences: Influences are for deathheads and posers.

But if I must...

Sniffing buthane gas, unexpectedly screaming "Burzum!", going to concerts and forgetting the tickets, agoraphobia, melting ice, buying chips from Al Qaeda members, skipping breakfast, playing Scarface, buying knives, pyromania, retifism, Mike Patton's haircut, avoiding coins, painting fences and then cleaning them, glass & rocks, headphones, hacking/cracking while on steroids, building serial-killer robots, Black Lagoon, necrophagia, necrophobia, necophilia, necrosis, and all things necro.

Musically:

Aleks Syntek, The Latin Brothers, Rolfe Kent, Claudio Monteverdi, Carlos Gardel, Victor Wooten, Buddy Guy, Jaco Pastorius, Yoko Kanno...
Sounds Like: Satan tearing your anal cavity with a grim and frostbitten leather spiked mace from the depths of the ninth ring of Hel itself while being simultaneously sodomized by a 34 meter tall bard necrotroll from the coldest and bleakest woods in-between fjörds of Norway itself amidst the blackest darkness of a forlorn hermit troll’s cave.

...And all of that with a terrible production!
Record Label: Unsigned

My Blog

Time is upon us...

Fellow grim and necrotic disciples of Belial, the time of the biggest christling celebration of the year is almost here.We must not let the christlings get away with celebrating the birth of the so-ca...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 20:02:00 GMT

Association with Finntroll

Infernal hailz, readers from Hel!Necroschwärze Ziege is proud to announce an association with Finntroll that occured after the members of the band attended to a Finntroll concert.Necroscum, ScarePries...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 23:54:00 GMT