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VIRGO - The Perfectionist (Aug 23 - Sept 22)Dominant In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Can be Pessimistic. - Astrology for Dummies *********************************************************** I'm at home in Idaho, but more so than any other place I have ever been. - Snake River Billy ************************************************************ *I could never be a member of a club or organization that would have me as a member. - Groucho Marx *********************************************************** The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we have of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us. - Quentin Crisp ************************************************************ The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young ************************************************************ The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life. - Muhammad Ali ************************************************************ **Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin ************************************************************ ** I once went to New Orleans and spent too much time on Bourbon Street. - Hollywood Charlie ************************************************************ * I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming. - Mitch Hedberg ************************************************************ When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion. - Abraham Lincoln ************************************************************ * I don't color my hair for the same reason I don't dance. It would make me feel gay. - Biker Dan *********************************************************** There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. - George Carlin ************************************************************ If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison ************************************************************ * I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it. - Thomas Jefferson ************************************************************ Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather ************************************************************ There is scarcely anything in the world that some man cannot make a little worse, and sell a little more cheaply. The person who buys on price alone is this man's lawful prey. - John Ruskin ************************************************************ Man is a credulous animal, and must believe in something. In the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones. - Bertrand Russell ************************************************************ Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by. And that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost ************************************************************ We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong. - Bill Vaughan ************************************************************ A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought. - Dorothy L. Sayers ************************************************************ Proclaiming themselves to be wise, they became fools. - The Book of Proverbs