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Responsible Johnny

About Me

Anyone can play guitar - Radiohead
Hey ho, lets go - The Ramones
Remember the feeling that you got the first time you heard Henry Rollins screaming out the lyrics to Rise Above? The first time you realized that if The Ramones could strap on guitars and take on the world, then anyone could? Responsible Johnny does.
Tired of the crap coming out of the radio, Responsible Johnny is reaching back to the past, when three chords were all you needed and being punk wasn't defined by the style of your Hot Topic studded wristbands, it was defined by the chip on your shoulder and what was in your soul. And they plan to keep those values alive until they get a major label deal, a coke habit, stripper wives, and a pony.

Biographies

(rob) (Vocals):
Musician from birth. Elementary school recorder prodigy. Picked up guitar in high school. Saved from a life of hair metal by a well intentioned friend with a Ramones compilation tape. So punk that he craps safety pins. Damn the man. Save the Empire.
coy vd (Guitar):
the man of mystery is back in the band for a second time, and there are still no details to even prove his existence other than photos from shows of someone that may or may not be him on guitar - i believe he uses a stand-in to conceal his true whereabouts from the illuminati...
eric (Bass):
so we're getting ready for rehearsal one night and talking about how we need to find a bass player. we go outside for a smoke and when we come back inside we find a shadowy figure sitting on a bass amp running through black flag songs. he didn't say how he got in. we didn't want to know. i guess he's our bass player, 'cause i'll be damned if i'm gonna be the one to tell him to leave.
nick (Drums):
he's from the north, but we forgive him. ex-member of the absolutely brutal band kyle - you don't hear bagpipes enough in modern punk - he's moved down to dfw to woo women and make the rest of the band look pretty by comparison. so far he's achieved half of that goal.

Press Quotes

Lit Magazine
"Don't know if every gig is filled with such highlights or even if RJ's singer/guitarist Rob always likes to go shirt off at some point, but what's more important is that [they] are truly up there enjoying themselves in the lively spirit of the Ramones and others from an era when punk wasn't so polished, packaged and puke-inducing."
Black Orchid Magazine
"Responsible Johnny puts on a great show with fantastic music and lyrics. They sing about the important things in life: women, sideshow freaks and alcohol. You can't get much more punk than that."
DFW Noise
"...energized set riddled with good humor and nasty insults hurled at anybody that moved. and how do you go wrong with songs like 'I Like Chicken?' Check out this band for some good not so clean fun and some old school punk rock"
Mother Theresa
"If I were still alive it would be a tough decision between saving the poor wretches of the world and following Responsible Johnny from show to show. That song they do about flipper babies is a monumental work of art that brings tears to my eyes."

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Music:

Member Since: 18/08/2005
Band Website: responsiblejohnny.com
Band Members: (rob) - Vocals
coy vd - Guitar
eric - Bass
nick - Drums
Influences: Too many to name:
The Ramones
Generation X
The Queers
The Muffs
Black Flag
The Descendents
Darlington
etc. etc. etc.
Sounds Like: If Johnny Ramone came back from the dead, punched Joe Queer in the face, and then they made sweet sweet love and had a baby, that baby would sound just like us...
Record Label: None
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Saturday / Lonestar - Coppell / Live CD Recording

hey fuckers,one of the things i've heard for years now from people is that our cds just don't match the energy of our live shows, and i keep getting asked when we're going to remedy that situation....
Posted by on Wed, 09 Sep 2009 15:41:00 GMT

Stupid Anime Girl - Lyrics

let's grab a big ol' robot we'll go destroy a town we'll fight some supervillians and knock some ninjas down or you could wear a wig and dress up like sailor moon we could watch some code lyok...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Aug 2009 22:41:00 GMT

My Girlfriend's Girlfriend - Lyrics

my girlfriend's girlfriendhas a big ol' box of toysshe tries to kiss me when she's drunkbut she says that she hates boysmy girlfriend's girlfriendwell she moved in here last weekand now she's tying up...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Aug 2009 21:10:00 GMT

Let Me Be Your Fetish - Lyrics

look at me i've got a fetishi'll love you freakyif you'll let melook into your nostrilswith a plastic speculumwhile you're drinking chocolate milkout of a cheerleader's bumlemme lick your stretchmarks...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Aug 2009 21:09:00 GMT

Saturday / Lonestar / Coppell

hey fuckers,holy crap, i can barely talk about this show w/o getting a good old fashioned punk rock boner. we're going old school on this one. this saturday we've got five bands that are going to remi...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Aug 2009 09:34:00 GMT

A Metric Fuck-Ton of Updates

hey fuckers,updates updates, i've got tons of updates...---Buy our ShitThe Complete Responsible Johnny Songbooks: Volume 23 is still available. buy them so we have money to make more music. Faster mus...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Jul 2009 14:51:00 GMT

Questions Questions

ok, the emails have already begun, so here's the answer to everything before you need to ask it:1. is jay leaving the band?yes, yes he is.2. why's he leaving? kicked out, quit, or on the run from the ...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Jun 2009 14:29:00 GMT

Saturday - Lonestar - Coppell

hey fuckers,time to start the summer off with a bang. this saturday at lonestar we have got a lineup so good it should be illegal - and it may actually be in some parts of the country. we've got five ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jun 2009 08:35:00 GMT

Album Update / Release Party

hey fuckers,i should be getting a copy of the cd in my little hobo hands in the next few days, and i couldn't be happier to finally have this ready to go. we've pushed the release date back a couple o...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Apr 2009 19:29:00 GMT

Chaos Control in Trouble - Please Repost

hey fuckers,i hate having to do these every six months or so, but here we are again. anyone that knows us knows that we're not the biggest fans of denton. i went to school out there way back in the st...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Jan 2009 14:20:00 GMT