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Dammit, Vern! [LOB] Toasty!

Dammit.

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Fuck Florida Direct

Scamming me out of my money.That aside, life is good. Could be better, but I'm satisfied right now. There's still I thorn-covered dodgeball lodged into my brain right now, not to mention an empty void...
Posted by Dammit, Vern! [LOB] Toasty! on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 07:08:00 PST

The Sleep

My sleeping habits are just about fixed. I've slept all but one day in the past two weeks, I sleep early and wake up early. I feel much better when I wake up. It's great.
Posted by Dammit, Vern! [LOB] Toasty! on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 07:20:00 PST

"From the Depths I Come"

I find the bizarre vampire squid very fascinating. The vampire squid is a fairly small squid reaching about 13 centimeters. It's composition is very gelatinous like that of a jelly fish which I as...
Posted by Dammit, Vern! [LOB] Toasty! on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 02:07:00 PST

Where's The Helping Hand?

Lights shined on my path, Turn bad days into good Turn breakdowns into blocks, I smashed 'em cause I could My brain was Labored, My head would spin Don't let me down, don't give up, don't giv...
Posted by Dammit, Vern! [LOB] Toasty! on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 12:30:00 PST

Can I Play With Madness

Of course I can. I'm Vern. Anyways, I'm drawing something truly remarkable. It's my most anticipated work in a long time. It's fuckin' bad ass, and unlike any of my previous work. Only one other pers...
Posted by Dammit, Vern! [LOB] Toasty! on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 08:55:00 PST

All Guns Blazing

Out of boredom, I browsed through some of the neglecting dregs among my friends list. And what's with people and guns/suicide by a gun? Everywhere I look it's "I shoot myself in the face" or "I pull t...
Posted by Dammit, Vern! [LOB] Toasty! on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 09:10:00 PST

MY NEW LINE OF T-SHIRTS

Behold. The  t-shirt that will help me rake in millions. And I'm listening to Hell Bent For Leather because a few years ago a bunch of vegans told Judas Priest that the song was promoting the ...
Posted by Dammit, Vern! [LOB] Toasty! on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 11:37:00 PST

A National Acrobat

I am the world that hides The universal secret of all time Destruction of the empty spaces Is my one and only crime Ive lived a thousand times I found out what it means to be believed The thoughts an...
Posted by Dammit, Vern! [LOB] Toasty! on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 10:42:00 PST

Truth Be Told

"Your profile may be deleted without warning, if it is found that you are misrepresenting your age, and you are younger than 18." --Myspace.com, Terms of use  No problem there. To send (a messag...
Posted by Dammit, Vern! [LOB] Toasty! on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 09:47:00 PST

A Real Live One

This is the only emoticon I ever use: :D Nothing else. And no other variations of it. That is all.
Posted by Dammit, Vern! [LOB] Toasty! on Sun, 21 Aug 2005 02:16:00 PST