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Slapnuts

I'm no friend of Gravity...

About Me


Now, with that out of the way, I'm Drew. I love music, playing guitar, writing/recording music and playing video games. I love drinking good whiskey and expensive beer. I'll probably be on COPS someday. I perfer to keep people I know on my myspace, So don't just add me. If I haven't heard of your band, I probably don't wanna hear your band. So don't waste your time (or more importantly, mine) adding me. I'm not a hard guy to get along with, however, if I think you're a fucking idiot...I'm gonna let you know right damn quick.. I have a very sick, dry sense of humor, and will do anything for a laugh.


My Interests


Music, Southern Comfort, Crown Royal, Jack Daniels, Jose Cuervo, Jim Beam, Wild Turkey, Seagrams, etc..GOOD Beer (none of that cheap domestic crap!) Videogames, Sex, Guitars, my family (by blood or otherwise, you know who are) Anything else I find interesting at the time.

I'd like to meet:

Hank Williams Jr., Zakk Wylde, Alex Skolnick, Eric Peterson, Chuck Billy, Vinne Paul, Gus G., John Petrucci, Jerry Cantrell, Pepper Keenan, B.B. King, Steve Vai, any down-to-earth, cool musicians.

Music:


THRASH METAL!
Testament
PanterA, Damageplan, Rebel Meets Rebel (RIP Dime, we miss you, brother!!)
Dream Theater,
Thunderbrew,
Black Label Society,
Ozzy Osbourne,
Bullistic,
Pride and Glory,
DOWN,
Firewind,
Dream Evil,
Lamb Of God,
Faith No More,
Iced Earth,
Symphony X,
Overkill,
Dragonlord,
Shadows Fall,
Dirty Rig,
In Flames,
Trivium,
Exodus,
C.O.C.,
Alice In Chains,
Jerry Cantrell,
Hank Williams Jr.,
David Allen Coe,
Steve Vai,
B.B. King,
Gear,
Letters From Earth,
Brand New Sin,
Megadeth,
Godsmack,
TOOL,
A Perfect Circle,
Motley Crue (old),
Metallica (Old, anything from the Black album up blows kangaroo's),
Sabbath,
Slayer,
KISS,
Ted Nugent,
Soundgarden,
Stevie Ray Vaughn,
Skynard,
Van Halen,
Guns N Roses,
Saigon Kick,
Dokken,
Lynch Mob,
Warrant,
Badlands,
Faster Pussycat,
Ugly Kid Joe,
Quiet Riot,
Skid Row,
W.A.S.P.,
Armored Saint,
RATT,
Danger Danger (Andy Timmons PWNS),
Slaughter,
King's X,
Whitesnake,
I'm a sucker for 80's hair bands. I grew up on that shit, it's in my roots.

Movies:

Pulp Fiction
The Departed
Fallen
American History X
Hostage
Die Hard's
Half Baked
Groundhog Day
Demolition Man
Lethal Weapons
Bandits
Clerks 1 & 2,
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Detroit Rock City
Blow
Dazed N Confused
Most Wanted
With Honors, Con Air
Matchstick Men
Training Day
Forrest Gump
Bully
The Sixth Sense
Friday
BASEketball
Orgasmo
Team America
Black Sheep
Tommy Boy
Billy Madison
Happy Gilmore
Top Gun
Homegrown
Sling Blade...any Billy Bob Thorton movie, really.
again, I'd be here all day...

Television:

King Of The Hill, South Park, Simpsons, Family Guy, White Sox baseball, Ghost Hunters, anything Paranormal related. Forensic Files, The Investagators, Cold Case Files...I'm a sucker for forensic crime shows.

Books:

I'm not a fan of reading, but I love kick ass metal videos.LISTEN TO THUNDERBREW!!

Heroes:

My Dad, guitar players: Dimebag Darrell (RIP, Brother!) James Niggemeyer, Zakk Wylde, Steve Vai, Alex Skolnick, Eric Peterson. B.B. King, John Petrucci, Jerry Cantrell...any one who has influenced my guitar playing or changed my life for the better.

My Blog

In The Mind Of the Demented Pt. 2

I don't really know if this qualifies as a "In The Mind Of The Demented" or not. but I'll try to throw in as much sick and twisted shit as I can. First I'm gonna start with a bunch of shit that just ...
Posted by Slapnuts on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 12:10:00 PST

In The Mind Of the Demented Pt. 1

NOTE: If you are easily grossed out or easily offended, you might wanna hit your back button, RIGHT NOW. Alot of people that know me, know that I am one with a mind like no other. I think of the most...
Posted by Slapnuts on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 11:27:00 PST

Dimebag Darrell

I was just surfing around on www.imdb.com and I decide I'm gonna do a search for "Dimebag Darrell". well, my search came up and all was right till I read the "cause of death" as a 'homicide.' Hom...
Posted by Slapnuts on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 11:47:00 PST

not everybody agrees with me..

but I dont think Ray Liotta is such a bad guy...
Posted by Slapnuts on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 11:59:00 PST