Being better than most people, including but not limited to, Astass, Joani, Jesse, Andy, Reedtard, Sam mos definitely, I'm cool with Karen, she's on my level, Jessica is right up there, and jesus christ I so goddamn know that I am better than Chris. G-man, You coming up to my level, but you still need a little work. Sean it will take years for you to reach me, Arnelle, I don't know but I have a feeling that you could reach X-treme coolness, Joe sucks dog balls, and I don't even know where to begin With old Jefe! And movies.
Not you, but definitely that guy over ther! And She looks pretty cool, I wouldn't mind meeting her, but not him, he sucks balls!
Pink Floyd, Tool, Coheed and Cambria, Blind Melon, Neutral Milk Hotel, Centro-Matic, Modest Mouse, The Shins, Dream Theater is a band that has sex with small children for fun, The Strokes, Smashing Pumpkins, Johnny Cash, Hendrix, Rush sucks real bad, Nirvana, Dream Theater I just had to bring up that they suck really bad again, Jews and Catholics (I love you A-Face), Pearl Jam, Queen, Your Mom, The Beatles, Yeah Yeah Yeahs,
Unforgiven, Gangs of New York, Requiem for a Dream, No Retreat No Surrender, Braveheart, Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Begins, X-Men, X2, The Ring, NOT The Ring 2, Brother, Sonantine, Gay Porn (Thanks to Sam), Tombstone, Mortal Kombat Annhilation, Million Dollar Baby, Kids In THe Hall Brain Candy, Zatiochi, I Spit On Your Grave, George A. Romero's Night-Land of the Dead, The Dawn of the Dead 2004 remake, Shawn of the Dead, Guy Ritchie likes little boys and as a result makes really shitty movies, Shawsank Redemption, Despite what anyone says Boondock Saints is a steaming pile of stinking awful and I'm even Irish, Jo Mama Ah Jeah, Evil Dead Series, Silence of the Lambs (It puts the lotion on it's skin), Anything Coens (Yes even Ladykillers)
The Sheild!!!!!!!! Why Lem, Why! Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Simpsons, Sureal Life, America's Next Top Model (Thanks to Bitte), The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Tick, Greg The Bunny, Blind Date and Elimidate (I know they're horrible but I can't help myself!)
Animal Farm, On the Beach, Man in The High Castle, Ubik, Through a Scanner Darkly, Do Andriods Dream of Electric Sheep, Pretty much anything Phillip K. Dick, Harry Potter (Yeah I said it), The Dark Tower Series, 1984, Pretty much anything Orwell, Dragonlance, Memoirs of a Geisha (Thanks again A-Face), Chuck Palahniuk, All Quiet on the Western Front, X-Men baby!!!!! Ain't nobody likes the X-Men like me biznitch
Frank William McGovern, Frank Michael McGovern, Margaret Connelly McGovern, Sam Lackey, Astass, Wolverine, Alanna Meltzer, Bill the Butcher, Levi Cecil, Bitte Utley, Maynard James Keenan, Roger Waters, Martin Scorcese, Darren Aronofsky, Rotard, Tyra Banks, Andy, Batman, Christian Bale, Borat, Tyler A.K.A T-bones, Arnelle, Hugh Jackman, Ian McKellan, and to a lesser degree Magneto, Steven Speilburg, Bryan Singer, Tim Robbins, Joel and Ethan Coen both, Sam Raimi, Bruce Cambell, Jim Jarmusch, Johnny Depp, Spiderman occasionally, Frodo, Bill Clinton, Joani, Gambit, Chris can suck a fat one, creepy raft guy