FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food. REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOMFAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry. REAl FRiENDS: cry with youFAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAl FRiENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you. REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile. REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.FAKE FRiENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the fuck outFAKE FRiENDS: Would ignore this REAl FRiENDS: Will send this to all there real friends and hope to get it back!If you were killed today, Im sorry I wouldnt be able to come to your funeral because i'd be in jail for killing the person who did it.