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About Me

My name is Andrew Jones, though in this age when fame is the altar at which most people worship, I am not sure why you should care who I am or that I exist. I am not a celebrity. I am not the child of a celebrity. I have never been married to, never been abused by, and never provided a kidney for transplation into any celebrity. Furthermore, I have no desire to be a celebrity. In fact I am such a nonentity by the standards of our culture that people magazine will not only never feature a piece about me but might also reject my attempts to subscribe to their publication on the grounds that the black hole gravity of my non celebrity is powerful enough to suck their enterprise into oblivion. I am 21 years old. To a world-wise adult, I am little more than a child. To any child, however, I'm old enough to be distrusted, to be excluded forever from the magical community of the short and the beardless.

My Interests

reading, writing, music.

I'd like to meet:

%D%A%D%A Me with Kim and R.L from flee the seen

Music:

I could grab my case of 200 CDs and go through them one by one naming every CD I have in there and then think of all the CDs I dont have and try to remember all of them instead all name some random bands off the top of my head. Chiodos, Flee the seen, taking back sunday, brand new, job for a cowboy, sky eats airplane, odd project, he is legend, AFI, Boston, Queen, enter shikari, underoath, boys night out, ambry, hidden in plain view, the pilot, showbread... and many more.

Movies:

My favorite movie would have to be Fight Club. I also like Donnie Darko Chumscrubber (no its not a porno). Any horror movies and most comedy movies I like.

Television:

television seems to suck more and more every year. I like to keep it old school and watch the fresh prince of bel air and boy meets world... I am also addicted to Kyle XY

Books:

anything by dean koontz chuck palaniuk and kurt vonnegut.

Heroes:

you can be my hero baby.

My Blog

i moved

i now live in va beach everybody just to let you know. ill probably still be in gb all the time anyway but yea im finally out of the house. if u want to see my new place just give me a call.
Posted by Mr. Jones on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 10:44:00 PST

my life my love

and I knew that I would be losing sleep for nightshidden in plain view so close up and out of sightand you knew that I would be losing sleep over thisbut you made it all better to seal the deal with a...
Posted by Mr. Jones on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 07:16:00 PST

song (what was i thinking)

i havent wrote a song in a long time so i decided why not lets give it a shot. its one of the few songs i ever wrote that has no meaning and no real thought behind it i just started writing and.... we...
Posted by Mr. Jones on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 02:09:00 PST

my angry fucking blog

FUCK CHANELLOS!!!!!! ok lets see how can we fuck over andrew today. first lets short staff him to make his job difficult. but up until 9 i had no complaints because only though i had only one insider ...
Posted by Mr. Jones on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 12:52:00 PST

pimped out myspace

yea so my myspace has been pimped now thanks to jeny davis (not megan) so yea check it out and find the lemur cause i love lemurs. Thanks a bundle jeny teehee. Pimped by: ...
Posted by Mr. Jones on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 05:46:00 PST

just a tad too late

first off ill do the talking sweety and secondly who the hell do you think you arei been waiting contimplating this meeting and i can tell talking will not get me faryour sweet talk and sly remarks ca...
Posted by Mr. Jones on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 03:14:00 PST

song i wrote

the information of why i wrote it and all that jazz is in a bulletin and i dont feel like re-typing it all so just let me know what you think of this corny song i wrote let us begi...
Posted by Mr. Jones on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 01:16:00 PST

yes yes another myspace survey just take it please

check all that apply [ ] experienced in relationships [ ] smell good/have GOOD HYGEINE (oral, hair, body, etc) Yeah, now that those questions r over with&. [ ] name/school/b-day [ ] does age ma...
Posted by Mr. Jones on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 12:14:00 PST

if u ever said u miss me then dont say you never lied

yes how rare it is to see a blog title a song quote. betrayel and dishonesty goes ahnd in hand and on this occasion karma has been a bitch. what goes around comes around and cuts u open in...
Posted by Mr. Jones on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 10:30:00 PST

please fill this out take a couple minutes out of ur life

1. Name: 2. Age: 3. Height/Weight: 4. Fave Color: 5. Fave Movie: 6. Fave Song: 7. Fave Band: 8. Most Embarassing Moment: 9. Are you a virgin? HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do yo...
Posted by Mr. Jones on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST